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I say things sometimes
This guy (Leo) shit on my laundry. Still love him though
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Anyone else hoping to grow old with their spouse and die of mutual heart attacks in the bedroom
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Look at our sons
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Flaking off your own charcoal is fun
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm showing you Beans. She's not mine but I wish she was my Beans and not my brother's Beans
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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relatable
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Beefing with this Lowes bucket
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Can someone make a video game that's just an elaborate way to force me to write
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I love that two of our cats love each other
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Regarding Fallout 4's miserable anniversary edition: Bethesda is dead to me. Elder Scrolls 6 probably isn't even real. Todd Howard needs to go
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Call me when they make Ass 2
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The same people who swear that socialist policies will immediately result in bread lines, funny enough, have created the longest lines at food banks we've seen in modern history
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
No context, looks like Bruce plowed this guy into an early grave
"And then, in a halo of blazing light that seems to complete *everything*, the old man passes like a dream. Like smoke.

But the fire burns forever."
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Somebody please remind me to take my chalk inside next time it rains. Apparently I can't be bothered to remember
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When I met my nieces for the first time, me and my now spouse only being engaged, they just called me Mr. Auntie and I loved that
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Saw an assassin bug that looked pretty cool. Bugs rule
October 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kinda suspicious that Mamdani and Spiderman are never in the same room
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I saw a ladybug hitching a ride on my side mirror, so I snagged a pic at the next red-light
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Probably gonna see fewer critters in the yard since its getting coole so I'm showing some of my favorites from the warm months
October 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'd give American Christians a pass if they at least built us some dope, all timer cathedrals while being shitty to the poor
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Guys it's not Columbus Day. It's my birthday
October 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Obviously not the whole site, but parts of Bluesky have this hatred for ANY person living in the South or a red state. They'll see a headline like "14 dead in train derailment", postpone whatever emotional reaction they would normally have until they see it happened somewhere like 1/
October 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM