Because this time of year has everyone talking about the “Holiday Armadillo” from Friends, we’d just like to put a PSA out there that we hate Ross

Cousin Gary doesn’t like when I call him prawn cocktail but what else does he expect from me

Post the address, I’m coming to avenge

Imagine falling down these stairs to your death

I’m just a silly little guy that’s wants to commit silly little arson on silly little billionaires

I waited so long to get here and now I’m in I don’t know what to do like how do you people start over like this I feel like I’m just out of a bad marriage