I need 30 days notice if you’re evicting me
December 28, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I need 30 days notice if you’re evicting me
what kind of bread
December 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
what kind of bread
Why is that the first thing people think of? Why not my eyes? Or my winning personality?
December 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Why is that the first thing people think of? Why not my eyes? Or my winning personality?
Yeah and we had a nice time
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Yeah and we had a nice time
Not much left but yeah of course
December 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Not much left but yeah of course
It was a smart choice Becky, we would’ve have come for the body of our own
December 24, 2024 at 11:19 PM
It was a smart choice Becky, we would’ve have come for the body of our own
The puns in the comments of this post means the palace is closed to everyone I hope you’re all happy
December 24, 2024 at 11:17 PM
The puns in the comments of this post means the palace is closed to everyone I hope you’re all happy
Dare you to touch me
December 24, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Dare you to touch me
I lost my glasses, you could’ve helped
December 24, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I lost my glasses, you could’ve helped
It was us, got a bit drunk and ended up on her roof, dw about it
December 24, 2024 at 11:13 PM
It was us, got a bit drunk and ended up on her roof, dw about it
But the selfies will cost you
December 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
But the selfies will cost you
My butthole is worth a lot more I’ll have you know
December 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
My butthole is worth a lot more I’ll have you know
Just for that pun the entry price has doubled
December 23, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Just for that pun the entry price has doubled
Leave 20 bucks in your crawlspace and I’ll forget it happened
December 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Leave 20 bucks in your crawlspace and I’ll forget it happened
As real as you want me to be
December 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
As real as you want me to be
You wish you were eating this armadillo meat
December 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
You wish you were eating this armadillo meat
You’re banned. Last time you made a massive mess and stole Tim’s wife
December 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
You’re banned. Last time you made a massive mess and stole Tim’s wife
Don’t spread lies - we burrow into the crawl space of people from every religion
December 22, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Don’t spread lies - we burrow into the crawl space of people from every religion
You made me sit still for longer than I liked but it’s come out great
December 22, 2024 at 9:11 PM
You made me sit still for longer than I liked but it’s come out great
Imma take your ribs
December 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Imma take your ribs
We like m&m’s and cold hard cash
December 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
We like m&m’s and cold hard cash