Arlo
@arlothyme.bsky.social
Funny by chance, annoying by trade.
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Arlo
@arlothyme.bsky.social
· Apr 12
I should probs intro myself. Some of my favs are:
👻 Scary stuff
🎲 TTRPGs
🎶 Music
✍️ Writing
🍅 Absurdism
🕺 The endless chasm of human emotion
🐈 Cats
And most importantly, gay shit.
👻 Scary stuff
🎲 TTRPGs
🎶 Music
✍️ Writing
🍅 Absurdism
🕺 The endless chasm of human emotion
🐈 Cats
And most importantly, gay shit.
Come to this coffee shop to get off book for rehearsal tonight forgetting I have two lines between both scenes. Now I gotta eavesdrop on the other people here for a half hour. So blessed, my big chungus life.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Come to this coffee shop to get off book for rehearsal tonight forgetting I have two lines between both scenes. Now I gotta eavesdrop on the other people here for a half hour. So blessed, my big chungus life.
Tennessee Williams is amazing his plays are just: Men? Disappointing monsters. Women? Crazy. Everyone else? Gay.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Tennessee Williams is amazing his plays are just: Men? Disappointing monsters. Women? Crazy. Everyone else? Gay.
Kid having a breakdown outside this coffee shop is hitting those Elphaba riffs with ease.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Kid having a breakdown outside this coffee shop is hitting those Elphaba riffs with ease.
Woke up with a massive nosebleed after sleeping 12 hours my body is one big inconvenience today.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Woke up with a massive nosebleed after sleeping 12 hours my body is one big inconvenience today.
These unregulated weight loss drugs need to get out of my fat fucking face before I start windmill kicking everyone
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
These unregulated weight loss drugs need to get out of my fat fucking face before I start windmill kicking everyone
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Dispatch is in my head in a way I haven't felt wince FF Tactics. I have a full 3D chess map dotting Is and crossing Ts in different save files.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dispatch is in my head in a way I haven't felt wince FF Tactics. I have a full 3D chess map dotting Is and crossing Ts in different save files.
Every time I cough I fart a little
Every time we kiss I swear I can fly
Every time we kiss I swear I can fly
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every time I cough I fart a little
Every time we kiss I swear I can fly
Every time we kiss I swear I can fly
Shouldn't have smoked that fake weed from Ross: Dress for Less.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Shouldn't have smoked that fake weed from Ross: Dress for Less.
Moka pot caught me by the neck and threw me into a wall. Good god.
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Moka pot caught me by the neck and threw me into a wall. Good god.
I am a simple creature. I want to know every terrible thing that's happened to anyone who fucked me over for the rest of my life. That's all.
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I am a simple creature. I want to know every terrible thing that's happened to anyone who fucked me over for the rest of my life. That's all.
I need everyone to get louder and queerer ASAP
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I need everyone to get louder and queerer ASAP
Over the past 5 months I:
Cut my mullet off
Got 3 new tattoos
Got cast in a community theater production
Witch/regular crafted
Started playing video games again
Next I will:
Start voice lessons
More crafting
Cut my mullet off
Got 3 new tattoos
Got cast in a community theater production
Witch/regular crafted
Started playing video games again
Next I will:
Start voice lessons
More crafting
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Over the past 5 months I:
Cut my mullet off
Got 3 new tattoos
Got cast in a community theater production
Witch/regular crafted
Started playing video games again
Next I will:
Start voice lessons
More crafting
Cut my mullet off
Got 3 new tattoos
Got cast in a community theater production
Witch/regular crafted
Started playing video games again
Next I will:
Start voice lessons
More crafting
I finally got my account back after having to get a whole new everything.
The slay, the house, the boots mama amen.
The slay, the house, the boots mama amen.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I finally got my account back after having to get a whole new everything.
The slay, the house, the boots mama amen.
The slay, the house, the boots mama amen.
Had one of those most tumultuous weeks I’ve had in a while. Next week better be singing my praises!!!!!
May 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Had one of those most tumultuous weeks I’ve had in a while. Next week better be singing my praises!!!!!
Once I can grow a full beard and start jogging again it’s over for you bitches.
May 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Once I can grow a full beard and start jogging again it’s over for you bitches.
Happy Moms day to people who have to parent their parents.
May 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Happy Moms day to people who have to parent their parents.
The dating apps are so dry I’m about to go splash in some mud just to get some depth.
May 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The dating apps are so dry I’m about to go splash in some mud just to get some depth.
I need a heating pad that’s actually a sleeping bag so I can warm all my aching muscles at once.
May 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I need a heating pad that’s actually a sleeping bag so I can warm all my aching muscles at once.
I keep giving the Vulcan salute today and it makes me laugh.
May 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I keep giving the Vulcan salute today and it makes me laugh.
You know the depression is winning when I have to bust out the hit phone game Project Makeover.
May 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You know the depression is winning when I have to bust out the hit phone game Project Makeover.
Do I cut my hair or keep growing out the mullet?
May 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Do I cut my hair or keep growing out the mullet?
It’s Bandcamp Friday! What artists are you supporting today?
May 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s Bandcamp Friday! What artists are you supporting today?
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🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
May 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
I’m soul exhausted. But it’s drizzling outside and I have a warm blanket. My cat is licking his toes just feet away. Markiplier RDR2 playlist on the tv. Maybe if I rest a little more it will ease.
April 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m soul exhausted. But it’s drizzling outside and I have a warm blanket. My cat is licking his toes just feet away. Markiplier RDR2 playlist on the tv. Maybe if I rest a little more it will ease.