Prodigal Frankenstein
@arkenstein.bsky.social
All views my own.
Big nerd, bigger bag of hobbies. Will punch a grue if it gets too familiar.
Expect all kinds of odds and bodkins in here.
🔞 for language and other grownup business
Big nerd, bigger bag of hobbies. Will punch a grue if it gets too familiar.
Expect all kinds of odds and bodkins in here.
🔞 for language and other grownup business
Pinned
Quick intro for the curious:
-Gen X'er in Oakland, born and raised in NJ, rebuilt myself in SF
- Data geek
-Mixed media artist
-Part of the "Yes you can be married and still be Pan" contingent.
-Very Pro 🏳️🌈+🏳️⚧️
-Horror/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Gaming
-Learned to read from my Dad’s Marvel Horror comics)
-Gen X'er in Oakland, born and raised in NJ, rebuilt myself in SF
- Data geek
-Mixed media artist
-Part of the "Yes you can be married and still be Pan" contingent.
-Very Pro 🏳️🌈+🏳️⚧️
-Horror/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Gaming
-Learned to read from my Dad’s Marvel Horror comics)
One think about me…I’m fucking fancy as fuck
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
One think about me…I’m fucking fancy as fuck
My experience so far…
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My experience so far…
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Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
If you love this movie we can be friends
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If you love this movie we can be friends
“You have something I want…”
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“You have something I want…”
This is a butterfly throat tattoo and heavy eyebrows appreciation post.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is a butterfly throat tattoo and heavy eyebrows appreciation post.
If I ask you to help me in a caper I’m talking about this
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If I ask you to help me in a caper I’m talking about this
I am a turkey hoagie-eating motherfucker and even *I* will say that I would not voluntarily choose turkey as the central Thanksgiving bird (given a choice).
It is, at best, a vessel for stuffing.
It is, at best, a vessel for stuffing.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I am a turkey hoagie-eating motherfucker and even *I* will say that I would not voluntarily choose turkey as the central Thanksgiving bird (given a choice).
It is, at best, a vessel for stuffing.
It is, at best, a vessel for stuffing.
MAHA is an inherently stupid acronym. Something that annoying to say can’t lead to better health.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
MAHA is an inherently stupid acronym. Something that annoying to say can’t lead to better health.
My King of Frowns
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My King of Frowns
I am basking in the glow of a truly majestic fried chicken sandwich from a local famous spot.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am basking in the glow of a truly majestic fried chicken sandwich from a local famous spot.
🎶 His Pi was Raspberry, hooray! 🎶
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
🎶 His Pi was Raspberry, hooray! 🎶
I had a burrito.
He had a target.
He had a target.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I had a burrito.
He had a target.
He had a target.
More and more the only real response is “Maaaannnn shut your corny ass up”
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
More and more the only real response is “Maaaannnn shut your corny ass up”
The struggle is real
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The struggle is real
I would burn down the world for this guy
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I would burn down the world for this guy
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
Latkes achieved. Breakfast beggel achieved.
But I ate too fast
But I ate too fast
a penguin is laying in a hospital bed with a hose attached to it and the words `` tummy hurts '' .
ALT: a penguin is laying in a hospital bed with a hose attached to it and the words `` tummy hurts '' .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Latkes achieved. Breakfast beggel achieved.
But I ate too fast
But I ate too fast
Last night I grabbed my hibiscus tea from the fridge and took a distracted slug.
Except…it wasn’t my hibiscus tea.
It was the last bit of my wife’s batched Negroni.
Every one of my internal organs changed places. Some left my body entirely. My bones are gone for sure.
Except…it wasn’t my hibiscus tea.
It was the last bit of my wife’s batched Negroni.
Every one of my internal organs changed places. Some left my body entirely. My bones are gone for sure.
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Last night I grabbed my hibiscus tea from the fridge and took a distracted slug.
Except…it wasn’t my hibiscus tea.
It was the last bit of my wife’s batched Negroni.
Every one of my internal organs changed places. Some left my body entirely. My bones are gone for sure.
Except…it wasn’t my hibiscus tea.
It was the last bit of my wife’s batched Negroni.
Every one of my internal organs changed places. Some left my body entirely. My bones are gone for sure.
I’m planning some latkes in the morning because they are perfected hash browns
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I’m planning some latkes in the morning because they are perfected hash browns
We have to be as commited to fixing things as MAGA is to breaking them.
Those allying with destructive forces are counting on them succeeding or that the consequences should their efforts fails are less than they would have been if they hadn’t obeyed in advance. (1/2)
Those allying with destructive forces are counting on them succeeding or that the consequences should their efforts fails are less than they would have been if they hadn’t obeyed in advance. (1/2)
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We have to be as commited to fixing things as MAGA is to breaking them.
Those allying with destructive forces are counting on them succeeding or that the consequences should their efforts fails are less than they would have been if they hadn’t obeyed in advance. (1/2)
Those allying with destructive forces are counting on them succeeding or that the consequences should their efforts fails are less than they would have been if they hadn’t obeyed in advance. (1/2)
60 Minutes used to be a show we’d put on and the whole family wouldn’t watch. It was valued, and respected.
They just became another propaganda outlet.
There needs to be an accounting for this…
They just became another propaganda outlet.
There needs to be an accounting for this…
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
60 Minutes used to be a show we’d put on and the whole family wouldn’t watch. It was valued, and respected.
They just became another propaganda outlet.
There needs to be an accounting for this…
They just became another propaganda outlet.
There needs to be an accounting for this…
Had enmoladas tonight so unfortunately you can’t tell me nothing.
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Had enmoladas tonight so unfortunately you can’t tell me nothing.
I should really be posting here more…
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I should really be posting here more…