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Hayao Miyazaki: "I sure as shit can’t show my face at Koganei Heating and Plumbing anymore."
Hayao Miyazaki Announces Return To Filmmaking After Big Time Fuckup At New HVAC Installation Job
TOKYO—Despite his hopes to retire permanently after the release of this year’s The Boy And The Heron, beloved Studio Ghibli director Hayao Miyazaki announced his return to filmmaking Wednesday, ci...
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September 27, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Hayao Miyazaki: "I sure as shit can’t show my face at Koganei Heating and Plumbing anymore."
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not to put too fine a point on it, but Ashton Kutcher can suck my nuts from the back.
this motherfucker has helped imprison hundreds if not thousands of consenting adult sex workers.
September 8, 2023 at 10:52 PM
not to put too fine a point on it, but Ashton Kutcher can suck my nuts from the back.
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
September 8, 2023 at 2:56 AM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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ik this bitch been stealing my estrogen
September 8, 2023 at 8:09 AM
ik this bitch been stealing my estrogen
Happy Friday everyone! I hope you have a great weekend :)
September 8, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Happy Friday everyone! I hope you have a great weekend :)
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"i thought we could try something different tonight." they say as they turn around, reaching into a box behind them. suddenly ur face to face with the corn strap in its long, girthy glory. the pieces on the cob are shiny and buttery. "remember how i said you haven't been eating enough vegetables?"
September 1, 2023 at 5:35 PM
"i thought we could try something different tonight." they say as they turn around, reaching into a box behind them. suddenly ur face to face with the corn strap in its long, girthy glory. the pieces on the cob are shiny and buttery. "remember how i said you haven't been eating enough vegetables?"
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I think fag friday is an easy win
September 1, 2023 at 11:15 AM
I think fag friday is an easy win
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mid bitches hold up the planet
August 30, 2023 at 5:05 PM
mid bitches hold up the planet
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tying a perfect knot in a cherry stem using only the muscles of my asshole
you know it. you love it. IT’S TRASHHHH TUESDAY FOLKS, let out those brainworms and let ‘em breath. I wanna see ‘em
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
August 29, 2023 at 4:12 PM
tying a perfect knot in a cherry stem using only the muscles of my asshole
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Transformation fetish fic about Lot’s wife.
August 28, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Transformation fetish fic about Lot’s wife.
Finally, a fundraising challenge I could confidently contribute to 😩
3000 push-ups in a month? No.
100 hours of gaming? In my sleep.
3000 push-ups in a month? No.
100 hours of gaming? In my sleep.
August 28, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Finally, a fundraising challenge I could confidently contribute to 😩
3000 push-ups in a month? No.
100 hours of gaming? In my sleep.
3000 push-ups in a month? No.
100 hours of gaming? In my sleep.
I have finally held a bird and it was everything I wanted it to be 😭
August 27, 2023 at 10:31 PM
I have finally held a bird and it was everything I wanted it to be 😭
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Me after a job well done
August 27, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Me after a job well done
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*Oprah "well?" gif*
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
August 26, 2023 at 7:17 PM
*Oprah "well?" gif*
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
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space is so lesbian coded
August 25, 2023 at 5:44 AM
space is so lesbian coded