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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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Brights on in the rain. Some folks just never turn them off now. 6”x6” oil. Available.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Brights on in the rain. Some folks just never turn them off now. 6”x6” oil. Available.
Baked and "forced" my wife to eat 3 different kinds of cookies tonight 🍋 Plain sugar cookie, sugar cookie with lemon zest on top, & sugar cookie with extra lemon zest mixed in. Zest on top won!
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Baked and "forced" my wife to eat 3 different kinds of cookies tonight 🍋 Plain sugar cookie, sugar cookie with lemon zest on top, & sugar cookie with extra lemon zest mixed in. Zest on top won!
Love baking. Hate zesting. 🍋
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Love baking. Hate zesting. 🍋
Tried to make Salem & Olive model my xmas jewelry but they weren't having it. Salem gave up as soon as he saw the earrings and Olive is just one long ass neck. #Blackcat #blackcats
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tried to make Salem & Olive model my xmas jewelry but they weren't having it. Salem gave up as soon as he saw the earrings and Olive is just one long ass neck. #Blackcat #blackcats
"Are you clothes?" - things you have probably asked while owning a black cat.
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Are you clothes?" - things you have probably asked while owning a black cat.
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It’s finally “white boy wearing shorts when it’s too cold out” season where I live
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It’s finally “white boy wearing shorts when it’s too cold out” season where I live
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WHERE DID THIS COME FROM??? LOL
This is the 3rd time I see this headline today 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM??? LOL
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Still getting the hang of drawing my fat angel baby Abel but I think I’m getting there 🐏
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Still getting the hang of drawing my fat angel baby Abel but I think I’m getting there 🐏
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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most people think the proper way to watch skinamarink is to simply watch it.
no.
the proper way to watch skinamarink is with me next to you in your peripheral vision, intently staring at you to make sure you're paying attention, and then afterwards you listen to me explain why it was good.
no.
the proper way to watch skinamarink is with me next to you in your peripheral vision, intently staring at you to make sure you're paying attention, and then afterwards you listen to me explain why it was good.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
most people think the proper way to watch skinamarink is to simply watch it.
no.
the proper way to watch skinamarink is with me next to you in your peripheral vision, intently staring at you to make sure you're paying attention, and then afterwards you listen to me explain why it was good.
no.
the proper way to watch skinamarink is with me next to you in your peripheral vision, intently staring at you to make sure you're paying attention, and then afterwards you listen to me explain why it was good.
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Super Mario Bros. Anime art I cleaned from the 1987 Suntory Ade Orange Nintendo Famicom Calendar. Full 2400dpi scans can be found here: archive.org/details/1987...
#mario #luigi #nintendo #SMB #anime #bowser #princesspeach
#mario #luigi #nintendo #SMB #anime #bowser #princesspeach
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Super Mario Bros. Anime art I cleaned from the 1987 Suntory Ade Orange Nintendo Famicom Calendar. Full 2400dpi scans can be found here: archive.org/details/1987...
#mario #luigi #nintendo #SMB #anime #bowser #princesspeach
#mario #luigi #nintendo #SMB #anime #bowser #princesspeach
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I have friends who watch 3 movies a day or more. I used to do that. If I’m on a comfort binge, if I’ve seen the movies before, it’s not a problem.
But I can’t binge new stuff anymore. I love movies too much to do that. I have to let them grow in my mind. It’s a disservice to the film otherwise.
But I can’t binge new stuff anymore. I love movies too much to do that. I have to let them grow in my mind. It’s a disservice to the film otherwise.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have friends who watch 3 movies a day or more. I used to do that. If I’m on a comfort binge, if I’ve seen the movies before, it’s not a problem.
But I can’t binge new stuff anymore. I love movies too much to do that. I have to let them grow in my mind. It’s a disservice to the film otherwise.
But I can’t binge new stuff anymore. I love movies too much to do that. I have to let them grow in my mind. It’s a disservice to the film otherwise.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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koffing says make sure to bundle up if it's cold! ❄️
#pokemon ♡ #cuteart ♡ #digitalart
{ #strawbunnycakeart }
#pokemon ♡ #cuteart ♡ #digitalart
{ #strawbunnycakeart }
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
koffing says make sure to bundle up if it's cold! ❄️
#pokemon ♡ #cuteart ♡ #digitalart
{ #strawbunnycakeart }
#pokemon ♡ #cuteart ♡ #digitalart
{ #strawbunnycakeart }
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The chopsticks wrapper at this sushi place is bringing me so much joy. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The chopsticks wrapper at this sushi place is bringing me so much joy. 😂
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Java Moss Agate Cabochon, a variety of Chalcedony known for its distinctive scenic inclusions 😍
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Java Moss Agate Cabochon, a variety of Chalcedony known for its distinctive scenic inclusions 😍
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My wife and I cannot escape the Chaggie allegations 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My wife and I cannot escape the Chaggie allegations 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Being forced to keep secrets my entire childhood has made me annoyingly honest as an adult.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Being forced to keep secrets my entire childhood has made me annoyingly honest as an adult.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me, hoping for the 359th day in a row that I won't have a nightmare:
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me, hoping for the 359th day in a row that I won't have a nightmare:
I am glad we didn't wait till after Thanksgiving to decorate outside. The wind and cold is awful! Glad we took advantage of that one kind of okay weather day.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am glad we didn't wait till after Thanksgiving to decorate outside. The wind and cold is awful! Glad we took advantage of that one kind of okay weather day.