Ari Zona
ari-zona.bsky.social
Ari Zona
@ari-zona.bsky.social
They have successfully removed the two parts of the steering wheel I touched the most!?!?

That makes perfect sense.
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
100 years from now they're going to refer to this as the stupid age just like we refer to the dark age...
What could go wrong?
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Sure hope this is enough to kill the time publishing company.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It's kind of funny that the maga morons coined their own mental illness that will almost certainly eventually be in the DSM.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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“I’m NOT sleeping. I’m memorizing the animal crackers for my next cognitive exam.”
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Name this musical group —

I’ll go first…

Dozy Don and the Bad Botox Band
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
So where are the rest of the Democratic senators?
Mark Kelly: "They are not silencing me. I'm still speaking out. I still am going to do my job every single day regardless of whether this president wants to kill me, hang me, execute me, or shut me up. I'm not gonna shut up."
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
That's because putin has pictures or video of him blowing bubba.
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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They look like a support group for people traumatized by Trump dancing to “YMCA.”
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's about time
More of this nationwide please!
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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this is how I’ve felt all year
a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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ARREST DONALD TRUMP FOR TREASON
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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OPENING 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY! (12/19): I was looking to do a comedy that was smart, sophisticated & very high-brow, but I did THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS instead.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It is really so pathetic that the president of the United States is playing make believe with hundreds of other people.
Remember when he claimed he won the “Michelin Man of the Year” Award when no such thing existed?

Somehow this FIFA medal is even more embarrassing.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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In this article about likely hacking of Tennessee's special election Tues, look closely at the graph. Note how as one moves right, where more total votes are counted, the GOP suddenly spikes up to 65-70% of vote totals. This is a clear pattern of hacking.
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/something-...
Something Is Sour In Tennessee — And It's Not The Whiskey
How Does 99.4% Reporting Turn Into 31,000 More Ballots?
thiswillhold.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
That's some of the most pathetic shit I've ever seen.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ford's pardoning of Nixon was one of the first and biggest clues that the corruption was coming from inside...
imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Here's another college student that doesn't understand what freedom of speech is.

The American education system is failing so badly.
In high school, I received a failing grade on a math test because I used Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice" instead of a trigonometry table to solve the equations. It was, clearly, a violation of my right to free speech.
Trans graduate assistant Mel Curth has been removed from her position at the University of Oklahoma after a Christian student complained a failing grade she received in a psychology essay – because she cited the Bible rather than empirical evidence – was a violation of her right to free speech.
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Having a nine-year-old that thinks they're playing a game of Sims make the decisions for the country would be a drastic improvement.
Having no president would be better than what we’ve got.
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Can you imagine if all the money and resources humans put towards killing each other were instead used to build infrastructure and sustainable humanity support?

But, humans suck 😞
Lots of news coverage this morning about £28 billion investment approved to upgrade the UK's energy network.

BUT: The majority of the spending – £17.8 billion - announced today is to maintain Britain’s gas networks rather than build new transmission lines.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I hope somebody make sure dementia boy knows it.
The president of the United States does not have the power to unilaterally declare or start wars.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well duh! Students can't afford million dollar bribes.
This is unfortunately and sadly who we are now….
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Did they cut off his Adderall supply?
𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐝𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐨 𝐑𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦.
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If those cabinet meetings weren't so pathetic they would almost be funny.
The president is falling asleep durring a White House cabinet meeting with each member praising him for his resilience. What are we doing America? This is so embarrassing.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM