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Jon Walmsley
@arghzombies.com
UK. Mostly here for film chat. Because trashy movies are always fun.

I care about accessibility, so no 'Likes' on posts with no image Alt text.

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I expected these to be great, but it just tastes like eating chocolate after having just brushed your teeth.

I'll stick to the regular Orange version.
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Having a first watch of something classy tonight. Let's see what you could make with $3500 in 2008.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Watching HEIST.

It's not going to help my issue with confusing Hackman with James ' Thief' Caan.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I regularly walk past a billboard as with this same poster and it fascinates me. Not just because sportsman Andy Murray is advertising dog food, but because the image looks like Andy is lying flat on his back on a tennis court.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
People rag on Reddit for it being full of weirdos, but sometimes that's the only place where people ask the big questions.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Plenty of 2025 films I'm still yet to catch before the year comes to an end, so of course I'm using this Friday night to watch a 1976 Italian Poliziotteschi from Umberto Lenzi. Because I've not seen this one yet and I hear it's a blast.
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Can LEGO release a model kit of the UK TRAITORS castle please. Because fuck me, that place is gorgeous.
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This morning I discovered that the clock on the dashboard of my car shows the correct time, but the clock *on that same dashboard* when it switches to the reversing camera view is 1 hr ahead. Which caused me a mini panic thinking I was an hour late.

How are they different? It's all one system?
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
But what if the accident was caused because they were carrying all that wine on a bicycle in the first place?
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Right, let's check out another 2025 TUBI ORIGINAL. Surprisingly, I find that these things are actually pretty good fun, if you go in with certain expectations. (Namely, that is a TUBI Original). But I've actually heard some decent things about this.

Now Watching MATCH.
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It may be the most popular but I like this one of yours better.
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Creatures aren't happy about the clocks changing, meaning their breakfast was 1 hour LATE .
This was my welcome this morning.
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Checking out this Indonesian horror THE ELIXIR which is on Netflix yesterday.
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Checking out JustWatch site to see what's landed on streaming this week, and I like how yesterday Channel4 just decided 'lets fuck our viewers up today, eh?'
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Exploring some 2025 albums I've missed, and this one is an absolute beast. Best album I've heard all year. Tavastland from the catchily named 'Havukruunu'.

Viking pagan metal in the Bathory vein. Which is definitely my kind of shit. Great music now the days are getting colder and darker.
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Dropping my fav because it was inexplicibly missing from your collection even though its amazing
October 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Here's a photo of the estate agent we bought our house from.

I assume this was him, it's basically all he did. Didn't even turn up at the time to give us the planned viewing, the homeowners had to do it themselves.
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Loving Amazon trolling all the rolling TV news channels by releasing a statement meaning the news anchors have to say: 'DNS resolution of the DynamoDB API endpoint in US-EAST-1.'
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I was chatting at the weekend about how I don't really understand the physics of busses.

A bus doesn't look that much wider than an average car - they both easily fit inside their road lane, can overtake parked cars and still leave room for oncoming cars in the other direction to pass.

But...
October 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Ok, back to my 'what 2025 films have I missed' journey. Tonight it's CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
New PERTURBATOR album out today. It's been a while since he put something new out.

New music is getting difficult these days. Lots of AI generated slop (particularly in Synthwave) and scam artists posing as legit 'legacy' ones just for Spotify clicks. Have to be careful what you click.
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Really enjoying COCOON that's free on PS+ this month. From the creator of Limbo and Inside.

The puzzle design is fantastic. So cleverly done. Just the right side of 'fuck me, how the hell do I get over there...?' without being annoying. Just thinking 4th dimensionally. As you do.
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM