Michael Argentini
@argentini.us
I'm a software developer, UI designer, husband, and father with a mechanical keyboard addiction. I'm also an autodidact and fierce proponent of the Oxford comma. You can check out my nerdy open source projects on Github (https://github.com/argentini).
Sometimes it's best to let the scammer write the script.
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sometimes it's best to let the scammer write the script.
Pro Tip: negotiate when being offered a job. Remember: they need you, you don’t need them.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Pro Tip: negotiate when being offered a job. Remember: they need you, you don’t need them.
More fun with text marketers
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
More fun with text marketers
The macOS Tahoe Liquid Glass UI has the attention to detail of a bad Linux distro. It’s not one big problem. It’s death by a thousand paper cuts. Here are a few Finder issues.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The macOS Tahoe Liquid Glass UI has the attention to detail of a bad Linux distro. It’s not one big problem. It’s death by a thousand paper cuts. Here are a few Finder issues.
App developers: stop adding fake specular highlights to your app. You’re enshitifying the iOS 18 springboard with icons that look skewed.
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
App developers: stop adding fake specular highlights to your app. You’re enshitifying the iOS 18 springboard with icons that look skewed.
I’m waiting for the Reese’s trash can. Better value.
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m waiting for the Reese’s trash can. Better value.
I love when random scammers invite me to dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I love when random scammers invite me to dinner.
My cat Yuki loves watching your show with me.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My cat Yuki loves watching your show with me.
More fun with text marketers. Should I have offered them my text removal services?
October 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
More fun with text marketers. Should I have offered them my text removal services?
More fun with SMS spam…
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
More fun with SMS spam…
Pet water fountain filters get gross in hours even with water treatments. And I regularly cleaned this pump with vinegar. Disassembly showed how fruitless that was. The outtake tube is clogged with goo.
Pro Tip: get a filterless fountain that dumps waste water without a pump.
Pro Tip: get a filterless fountain that dumps waste water without a pump.
September 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Pet water fountain filters get gross in hours even with water treatments. And I regularly cleaned this pump with vinegar. Disassembly showed how fruitless that was. The outtake tube is clogged with goo.
Pro Tip: get a filterless fountain that dumps waste water without a pump.
Pro Tip: get a filterless fountain that dumps waste water without a pump.
I don’t want to start trouble in #MAGA world, but isn’t it interesting that Trump’s health has been declining since he picked JD “just dance” Vance as VP?
August 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I don’t want to start trouble in #MAGA world, but isn’t it interesting that Trump’s health has been declining since he picked JD “just dance” Vance as VP?
Skill? Luck? I’m going with skill :)
August 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Skill? Luck? I’m going with skill :)
She came for our snacks. She left with a boyfriend.
August 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
She came for our snacks. She left with a boyfriend.
According to CNN in 2002 when accounting firm Arthur Andersen was shut down the judge considered barring them from auditing pubic companies #OMG what the fuck is a pubic company?!
August 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
According to CNN in 2002 when accounting firm Arthur Andersen was shut down the judge considered barring them from auditing pubic companies #OMG what the fuck is a pubic company?!
Amazon is using helium bubble wrap now.
July 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Amazon is using helium bubble wrap now.
"I am not overweight. I am famine-resistant."
June 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"I am not overweight. I am famine-resistant."
The term Vibe Coding can best be described as…
April 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The term Vibe Coding can best be described as…
Fascinating footage of a human white blood cell chasing a bacterium captured through a microscope.
Credit: David Rogers
Source: embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/embryology/i...
Credit: David Rogers
Source: embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/embryology/i...
March 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Fascinating footage of a human white blood cell chasing a bacterium captured through a microscope.
Credit: David Rogers
Source: embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/embryology/i...
Credit: David Rogers
Source: embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/embryology/i...
Don't all IVs use liquid?
March 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Don't all IVs use liquid?
I think I love this. The glass of wine is <chef's kiss> perfect.
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think I love this. The glass of wine is <chef's kiss> perfect.
Go ahead. Ask the question.
December 30, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Go ahead. Ask the question.
I need some testers for an Android game I wrote. It's a Wordle game named "Wordnik". If you like the free game I can give you a free unlock for the full game. Also there are no ads. Just send me your Play Store email and I will add you to the list and get you the store link. Thanks!
December 4, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I need some testers for an Android game I wrote. It's a Wordle game named "Wordnik". If you like the free game I can give you a free unlock for the full game. Also there are no ads. Just send me your Play Store email and I will add you to the list and get you the store link. Thanks!