And that, my fellow patriots, is maga in a nutshell.

Honestly, watching this president and this administration try to effectively and productively navigate domestic and global politics and policy for the benefit of *We the People* is like watching a pack of makeup-caked, Botox-infused, unserious influencer dipshits trying to fuck a greased-up football

Douche.

Total bullshit. And so lazy, as if you gaslighting social media twacks have stopped even trying. Just cash your unearned paychecks and fuck off.

You both reek of weakness and insecurity.

Fuckin’ gross.

You’re a fuckin’ pud, Kegsy

Today marks one year under a total fustercluck of an incompetent, corrupt, and destructive administration. Thank you, assclowns!

That’ll go over as well as “defund the police”. Think.

Can duct tape or bubblegum be my “one other thing” to go with my piece of chicken, piece of broccoli, and corn tortilla?

Great. A four-pack of idiots.

I’m sure members of the King family are beside themselves with gratitude.

Was it the same “guy” who told you “they’re eating the pets”?

What the fuck are you even talking about, dude?

No one’s buying the bullshit you’re selling.

Suck a bag of dicks, Tangul Bei.

- with love from Texas 🖕

“The Arsenal of Freedom Tour”? 😂

You’re such a dork, Kegsy!