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@area-guy.bsky.social
✅ Pro Democracy
✅ Pro Constitution
✅ Real Patriot

🚫 Anti Authoritarianism
🚫 Anti White Christian Nationalism
🚫 Anti Ignorant maga Bullshittery

⭐️ Not inclined to be passive about it
Douche.
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

Apparently, the market thinks your boy has lost his fuckin’ mind.
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
@homelandgov.bsky.social

Mother Nature schools another under-trained, over-eager dipshit:
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
@homelandgov.bsky.social

Stupid yahoos playing stupid games, and winning stupid prizes! 😂
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
@homelandgov.bsky.social

If you want to continue to put out Noem cos-playing sizzle reels, then you’re going to have to do something about that decaying synthetic face. May I suggest an ICE-issued gator mask? Because, gross 👇:
January 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
It is unbelievable what a clown show this administration is. Watching a cabinet meeting is like watching the Real Housewives of Pennsylvania Avenue.

And this cosplaying idiot (cc: @homelandgov.bsky.social) is one of the worst:
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
🖕🖕🖕
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Happy Coup day, to both of you goons!
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

Happy Failed Coup Day, deteriorating fat man!
January 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Whatever, clowns. Meanwhile, to “non-batshit” Americans:
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Merry Christmas, Batshit Bob!
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

What TF was *that*?

Same grievances, same blame shifting, only louder?
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

I think the derangement is ensconced in the Oval Office. This is what mental infirmity looks like 👇:
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Also from the Daily Mail:
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i.e. “Transforming the military into a social media content machine . . . 🎶 like a little teenage girl 🎶. Sing it with me 🎸 !
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

I know you’re triaging your boy, Weekend at Bernie’s style, on the daily. But who’s looking after your boy’s boy, Li’l Cracky? Is he a subject in a study investigating “pharmaceutically-induced” atrophy or some such?
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You celebrated Mother’s Day by exposing yourself and your grandchildren to raw sewage.
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM