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@area-guy.bsky.social
“Stick with us. Don’t believe the crap you see from these people, the fake news. … What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.” (7/24/18)
- The Deranged Decaying Simpleton
- The Deranged Decaying Simpleton
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
. . . You, on the other hand, are MORE than a “framework” of a dementia-addled, physically-failing (biology is undefeated), unintelligent, boorish goon.
A joke. A loser.
. . . You, on the other hand, are MORE than a “framework” of a dementia-addled, physically-failing (biology is undefeated), unintelligent, boorish goon.
A joke. A loser.
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
. . . You, on the other hand, are MORE than a “framework” of a dementia-addled, physically-failing (biology is undefeated), unintelligent, boorish goon.
A joke. A loser.
. . . You, on the other hand, are MORE than a “framework” of a dementia-addled, physically-failing (biology is undefeated), unintelligent, boorish goon.
A joke. A loser.
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Watched yesterday’s Davos rant and just read the “relevant” bleat posted on douche social today.
Congratulations on unfuckingup your batshit-crazy unforced error (yet again). Your “concepts of a deal” fools nobody.
25th Amendment, y’all! The man’s brain is pudding.
Watched yesterday’s Davos rant and just read the “relevant” bleat posted on douche social today.
Congratulations on unfuckingup your batshit-crazy unforced error (yet again). Your “concepts of a deal” fools nobody.
25th Amendment, y’all! The man’s brain is pudding.
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Watched yesterday’s Davos rant and just read the “relevant” bleat posted on douche social today.
Congratulations on unfuckingup your batshit-crazy unforced error (yet again). Your “concepts of a deal” fools nobody.
25th Amendment, y’all! The man’s brain is pudding.
Watched yesterday’s Davos rant and just read the “relevant” bleat posted on douche social today.
Congratulations on unfuckingup your batshit-crazy unforced error (yet again). Your “concepts of a deal” fools nobody.
25th Amendment, y’all! The man’s brain is pudding.
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
The “Board of Peace” bullshit is just another grift and severe delusion of grandeur. It’s another strong case for invoking the 25th Amendment.
The “Board of Peace” bullshit is just another grift and severe delusion of grandeur. It’s another strong case for invoking the 25th Amendment.
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
The “Board of Peace” bullshit is just another grift and severe delusion of grandeur. It’s another strong case for invoking the 25th Amendment.
The “Board of Peace” bullshit is just another grift and severe delusion of grandeur. It’s another strong case for invoking the 25th Amendment.
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
@usdagov.bsky.social
“Over a thousand simulations. . . Piece a chicken, piece a broccoli . . . “
I know you were the “raise chickens in your back yard for eggs” clown from a year ago, but you’re famous now.
And not in the good way.
“Over a thousand simulations. . . Piece a chicken, piece a broccoli . . . “
I know you were the “raise chickens in your back yard for eggs” clown from a year ago, but you’re famous now.
And not in the good way.
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
@usdagov.bsky.social
“Over a thousand simulations. . . Piece a chicken, piece a broccoli . . . “
I know you were the “raise chickens in your back yard for eggs” clown from a year ago, but you’re famous now.
And not in the good way.
“Over a thousand simulations. . . Piece a chicken, piece a broccoli . . . “
I know you were the “raise chickens in your back yard for eggs” clown from a year ago, but you’re famous now.
And not in the good way.
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
It was reported that when the Pedophile Protector toured the Ford plant in Michigan, he smelled like foul breath and feces. I’ve heard similar reporting before.
To me, he looks like a burlap sack over-stuffed with wet taco meat. Glad I don’t have to smell him though!
It was reported that when the Pedophile Protector toured the Ford plant in Michigan, he smelled like foul breath and feces. I’ve heard similar reporting before.
To me, he looks like a burlap sack over-stuffed with wet taco meat. Glad I don’t have to smell him though!
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
It was reported that when the Pedophile Protector toured the Ford plant in Michigan, he smelled like foul breath and feces. I’ve heard similar reporting before.
To me, he looks like a burlap sack over-stuffed with wet taco meat. Glad I don’t have to smell him though!
It was reported that when the Pedophile Protector toured the Ford plant in Michigan, he smelled like foul breath and feces. I’ve heard similar reporting before.
To me, he looks like a burlap sack over-stuffed with wet taco meat. Glad I don’t have to smell him though!
@homelandgov.bsky.social
If you want to continue to put out Noem cos-playing sizzle reels, then you’re going to have to do something about that decaying synthetic face. May I suggest an ICE-issued gator mask? Because, gross 👇:
If you want to continue to put out Noem cos-playing sizzle reels, then you’re going to have to do something about that decaying synthetic face. May I suggest an ICE-issued gator mask? Because, gross 👇:
January 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
@homelandgov.bsky.social
If you want to continue to put out Noem cos-playing sizzle reels, then you’re going to have to do something about that decaying synthetic face. May I suggest an ICE-issued gator mask? Because, gross 👇:
If you want to continue to put out Noem cos-playing sizzle reels, then you’re going to have to do something about that decaying synthetic face. May I suggest an ICE-issued gator mask? Because, gross 👇:
January 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
That address was a replaying of the usual, tired, fact-free hits with at least TWO extra helpings of WORD SALAD! 😂
That address was a replaying of the usual, tired, fact-free hits with at least TWO extra helpings of WORD SALAD! 😂
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
That address was a replaying of the usual, tired, fact-free hits with at least TWO extra helpings of WORD SALAD! 😂
That address was a replaying of the usual, tired, fact-free hits with at least TWO extra helpings of WORD SALAD! 😂
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Inflation ticking up.
Unemployment ticking up.
Have you figured out that your shotgun approach to tariffs is stupid yet?
First, the “magic” of this “Golden Age” policy was going to happen in the back half of 2025. Now it’s pushed to the first half of 2026. China won.
Inflation ticking up.
Unemployment ticking up.
Have you figured out that your shotgun approach to tariffs is stupid yet?
First, the “magic” of this “Golden Age” policy was going to happen in the back half of 2025. Now it’s pushed to the first half of 2026. China won.
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Inflation ticking up.
Unemployment ticking up.
Have you figured out that your shotgun approach to tariffs is stupid yet?
First, the “magic” of this “Golden Age” policy was going to happen in the back half of 2025. Now it’s pushed to the first half of 2026. China won.
Inflation ticking up.
Unemployment ticking up.
Have you figured out that your shotgun approach to tariffs is stupid yet?
First, the “magic” of this “Golden Age” policy was going to happen in the back half of 2025. Now it’s pushed to the first half of 2026. China won.
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
I think the derangement is ensconced in the Oval Office. This is what mental infirmity looks like 👇:
I think the derangement is ensconced in the Oval Office. This is what mental infirmity looks like 👇:
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
I think the derangement is ensconced in the Oval Office. This is what mental infirmity looks like 👇:
I think the derangement is ensconced in the Oval Office. This is what mental infirmity looks like 👇:
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
I know you’re triaging your boy, Weekend at Bernie’s style, on the daily. But who’s looking after your boy’s boy, Li’l Cracky? Is he a subject in a study investigating “pharmaceutically-induced” atrophy or some such?
I know you’re triaging your boy, Weekend at Bernie’s style, on the daily. But who’s looking after your boy’s boy, Li’l Cracky? Is he a subject in a study investigating “pharmaceutically-induced” atrophy or some such?
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
I know you’re triaging your boy, Weekend at Bernie’s style, on the daily. But who’s looking after your boy’s boy, Li’l Cracky? Is he a subject in a study investigating “pharmaceutically-induced” atrophy or some such?
I know you’re triaging your boy, Weekend at Bernie’s style, on the daily. But who’s looking after your boy’s boy, Li’l Cracky? Is he a subject in a study investigating “pharmaceutically-induced” atrophy or some such?
@deptofwar.bsky.social
WARFIGHTING!!!
LETHALITY!!!
HAIR GEL!!!
TED TALK AT QUANTICO!!!
(But off camera . . . )
WARFIGHTING!!!
LETHALITY!!!
HAIR GEL!!!
TED TALK AT QUANTICO!!!
(But off camera . . . )
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@deptofwar.bsky.social
WARFIGHTING!!!
LETHALITY!!!
HAIR GEL!!!
TED TALK AT QUANTICO!!!
(But off camera . . . )
WARFIGHTING!!!
LETHALITY!!!
HAIR GEL!!!
TED TALK AT QUANTICO!!!
(But off camera . . . )
JD Vance says the quiet part out loud
YouTube video by David Pakman Show
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
More of our tax dollars at work, compliments of @homelandgov.bsky.social!
NEW: Senators have called for an investigation after a ProPublica story revealed that Kristi Noem-connected firm the Strategy Group was secretly hired as a subcontractor on a $220 million DHS ad campaign.
Lawmakers Call for Probe of How Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The demands for an investigation come after a ProPublica story revealed that the Noem-connected Strategy Group was secretly a subcontractor on the ad campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
More of our tax dollars at work, compliments of @homelandgov.bsky.social!
When a brain worm writes erotic poetry to its mistress:
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
When a brain worm writes erotic poetry to its mistress:
Our tax dollars at work, folks! Did they take the FBI jet to Vegas or one of the two new ones we just bought the DHS? Secret Service must be proud.
Also, loving Patel’s “Li’l Buckaroo” boots.
Also, loving Patel’s “Li’l Buckaroo” boots.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Our tax dollars at work, folks! Did they take the FBI jet to Vegas or one of the two new ones we just bought the DHS? Secret Service must be proud.
Also, loving Patel’s “Li’l Buckaroo” boots.
Also, loving Patel’s “Li’l Buckaroo” boots.