Silj, also known as Silj
@archtypical.bsky.social
How do I use Bluesky | Amateur Artist, Mediocre Life-liver
I've had strips of Fruit Stripe gum that lasted longer than Erika Kirk's mourning period for her husband
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I've had strips of Fruit Stripe gum that lasted longer than Erika Kirk's mourning period for her husband
My brain is like a grocery store, in that it throws away old ideas whether they were still good enough to use or not and now nobody can have them not even me.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My brain is like a grocery store, in that it throws away old ideas whether they were still good enough to use or not and now nobody can have them not even me.
So a bump on my leg just cost me three days in the hospital and a head so scrambled by antibiotics I feel like Billy Pilgrim on a time bender.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So a bump on my leg just cost me three days in the hospital and a head so scrambled by antibiotics I feel like Billy Pilgrim on a time bender.
Growing up I always considered spontaneous human combustion to be a bigger threat
October 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Growing up I always considered spontaneous human combustion to be a bigger threat
Need to get my rapture repeat customer card punched. 10 raptures and you get a free indulgence.
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Need to get my rapture repeat customer card punched. 10 raptures and you get a free indulgence.
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I wrote about the groypers and the Fuentes-Kirk fight years ago, in Hate in the Homeland. Cautioning here that there is still a lot to know about the shooter’s motivation, I’m sharing these two paragraphs here to set the history of this fight in context:
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I wrote about the groypers and the Fuentes-Kirk fight years ago, in Hate in the Homeland. Cautioning here that there is still a lot to know about the shooter’s motivation, I’m sharing these two paragraphs here to set the history of this fight in context:
I'm not celebrating, I'm just refusing to mourn
September 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm not celebrating, I'm just refusing to mourn
We spent 5 hours looking for one of our cats only to find that he quietly let us entomb him behind some fresh drywall and only decided to make a fuss after the fact.
August 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We spent 5 hours looking for one of our cats only to find that he quietly let us entomb him behind some fresh drywall and only decided to make a fuss after the fact.
Found my Wikipedia page
August 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Found my Wikipedia page
Collecting health problems like Labubus. They're equally hideous.
July 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Collecting health problems like Labubus. They're equally hideous.
It feels like yesterday that there were like 300 SCPs. How the hell are there nearly 9000 of the things?
May 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It feels like yesterday that there were like 300 SCPs. How the hell are there nearly 9000 of the things?
If the word hate was written on every scale of my armor...
#MonsterHunter
#MonsterHunter
April 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If the word hate was written on every scale of my armor...
#MonsterHunter
#MonsterHunter
Nothing quite has the power to stop every other priority in your life in their tracks like learning a band you like just released a new album
March 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nothing quite has the power to stop every other priority in your life in their tracks like learning a band you like just released a new album
Hospital's packed. Everyone in Indianapolis apparently celebrated Christmas by spitting in each other's mouths.
January 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Hospital's packed. Everyone in Indianapolis apparently celebrated Christmas by spitting in each other's mouths.
They don't actually dislike you. Your mind just invented a fake version of them who dislikes you.
December 27, 2024 at 8:41 AM
They don't actually dislike you. Your mind just invented a fake version of them who dislikes you.
Steam Deck is pretty dope.
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Steam Deck is pretty dope.
I can distinctly remember the moment of my life when sleeping positions I've used for my entire life started to physically cripple me. It really is like a switch that flips at some point in your life. Enjoy your youth while you can.
November 12, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I can distinctly remember the moment of my life when sleeping positions I've used for my entire life started to physically cripple me. It really is like a switch that flips at some point in your life. Enjoy your youth while you can.
Shout out to Alien games that let you play as the Alien.
November 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Shout out to Alien games that let you play as the Alien.
My household is proof that the cat distribution system has a few bugs
September 1, 2024 at 12:33 PM
My household is proof that the cat distribution system has a few bugs
I'm doing something I haven't done for myself in all my years of life despite espousing the benefit to everyone else who needed it. I'm seeing a doctor about the shit I'm feeling but shouldn't.
August 21, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I'm doing something I haven't done for myself in all my years of life despite espousing the benefit to everyone else who needed it. I'm seeing a doctor about the shit I'm feeling but shouldn't.
I would rather break every limb falling off of a mountain made of broken glass than suffer this toothache.
August 5, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I would rather break every limb falling off of a mountain made of broken glass than suffer this toothache.
I sometimes wonder how many nights I can spend being the only tech to show up before I come to the realization that I'm the last rat on a sinking ship.
July 25, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I sometimes wonder how many nights I can spend being the only tech to show up before I come to the realization that I'm the last rat on a sinking ship.
I feel no greater sense of betrayal than when I receive an order for which I explicitly request no pickles only to take an bite and find to my horror their presence.
July 22, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I feel no greater sense of betrayal than when I receive an order for which I explicitly request no pickles only to take an bite and find to my horror their presence.