Gotta save the full monkey suit for more solemn occasions

Who in Earth could we cast as the exotic femmefatale who fights with accupuncture needles?

Don't say it! I'll be young and eat what I want forever! Somebody else must be responsible for refluxing my acid!

I'm still in love with the lore entry from the first Prime where the pirates try to reverse engineer the morphball and horribly cripple someone every time

Back home now. But I'll tell ya. Almost sepsis isnt any better than sepsis

As long as she doesn't do the thing Weather Report did in part 6

I don't understand the people who use social media without the intention of inviting sociability. Am I the ignorant one for treating the forum like a forum?

Real artists uplift eachother, but also celebrate that their annihilating entire career fields.

Who'da thunk it?

Why aren't they just, you know, courting left-wing voters instead of waiting for an ex-Trump infusion?

If I said "There's a hero and they go on a journey," I'd be giving a complete synopsis of most books covered in those blurbs

A.D.I.D.A.P.

My screen had to actively shatter in my hands before I even considered the possibility

That's precisely why Metroid as a franchise is in such a predicament. Metroid has sparse releases and middling sales because Eastern audiences don't want metroidvanias, and Western audiences realized they can get their fix with other franchises other than Metroid

The sub-genre is, also, mostly a western passion. Both franchises that contribute to the 'Metroidvania' name have came and went on the formula and are no longer exemplars of the genre. People who want metroidvanias look to western indie games now, not Metroid or Castlevania.

Grab a brush, put on a little make up, if you must

Ziprazidone on indefinite backorder

Imagine those pepper balls hitting the costume to the sound of the Crazy Frog revving his invisible motorcycle

It's astonishing how many of them would have gotten away with it if not for meddling kids. If the roving van of hippies didn't show up everyone would just accept the gold mine just has a ghost and now all the gold is his.