[ooc]

[Blurr would find himself in a small clearing a bit of a ways away from Detroit, certainly out of the Elite Guard’s or Team Prime’s scanners. Longarm was waiting, staring at Blurr with a sort of intensity before it breaks as a smile stretches across his faceplate.]

Agent Blurr, thank you for-

[Back on Cybertron, Cliffjumper was lying down on his berth, with the heaviest blanket he possessed on top of him. The lights were dim in his small hab-suite.

It was so stressful, but his first ever field mission did turn out okay. And maybe Mirage was... No! Just because he wasn't as big of a --

... I don't know how to process this data. Did someone hack Magnus' account on this forum?

[Sentinel sat at his desk checking files. At that meeting, adding Earth to the list of forbidden planets was not all.

He created a secret Elite Guard.

This happened before, even before the Great War. But that's what they need.

This is a unit that hides among civilians —

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕]
@cliffjump.bsky.social

Cliffjumper? If you have the time, I’d like to talk to you about what happened yesterday.

[𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚐 #1]

̶𝙽̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶.̶ ̶𝚂̶𝚑̶𝚞̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚙̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚑̶𝚞̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚙̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚑̶𝚞̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚙̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚓̶𝚞̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚙̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚍̶𝚞̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚙̶ ̶𝙸̶'̶𝚖̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚊̶ ̶𝙸̶ ̶𝚌̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚗̶𝚘̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚛̶𝚒̶𝚝̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚝̶𝚑̶𝚒̶𝚜̶ ̶𝚍̶𝚘̶𝚠̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚑̶𝚊̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚒̶𝚏̶ ̶𝚑̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚎̶𝚎̶𝚜̶ ̶𝚝̶𝚑̶𝚒̶𝚜̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚝̶𝚎̶𝚕̶𝚕̶𝚜̶ ̶𝚘̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚖̶𝚎̶?̶ ̶𝙽̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶𝚗̶𝚘̶𝚗̶𝚘̶|̶
̶
̶𝙸̶'̶𝚖̶ ̶𝚘̶𝚔̶𝚊̶𝚢̶,̶ ̶𝚒̶𝚝̶'̶𝚜̶ ̶𝚏̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚎̶,̶ ̶𝙸̶'̶𝚖̶ ̶𝚏̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚎̶.̶ ̶𝙹̶𝚞̶𝚜̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚟̶𝚎̶𝚗̶𝚝̶.̶ ̶𝙸̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚘̶𝚞̶𝚝̶.̶ ̶𝙸̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚊̶𝚜̶ ̶𝚓̶𝚞̶𝚜̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚊̶ ̶𝚖̶𝚒̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚊̶𝚔̶𝚎̶|

𝚆̶𝚑̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚍̶𝚒̶𝚍̶ ̶𝙸̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚊̶𝚖̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚝̶𝚑̶𝚒̶𝚜̶ ̶"̶𝚘̶𝚗̶𝚎̶"̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚑̶𝚎̶𝚗̶ ̶𝙸̶'̶𝚟̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚕̶𝚛̶𝚎̶𝚊̶𝚍̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚍̶𝚘̶𝚗̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚝̶𝚑̶𝚒̶|̶

... Of course, Blurr would take a bot with as annoying speech impediment as him.

Ugh, I've caught up with my mail, reports and paperwork. I have nothing else to do. And there are still at least a couple of cycles before we land...

...I genuinely thought field missions would be... more.

I used to listed to their podcast when they were just starting! I love those bots!!

WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION!!
DELETE DELETE DELETE!!! RIGHT NOW!!!

IS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT SOMEBODY WAS MAKING DEEP FAKES OF ME??? WHEN THIS WILL EVER STOP?!

[OOC] Announcement!! ❤️

Hello everyone! My winter session just started and I'll be prioritizing passing the semester rn. I'll only write threads as of now and pop now and then.

I'll come back to my normal schedule after the second week of Feb! Wish me luck 🫡❤️🔥

I'm one of sir's favourite? Ah, you're probably just too drunk to understand your own words, Longarm Prime, sir.

Please rest. My condolences as well.

This is a fever dream.

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛; 𝚃𝚘 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝙽/𝙰] @longarmprime.bsky.social

Longarm Prime, sir.

Did I do something not to your linking? You can just write what I did wrong and I'll fix it right away.

Cliffjumper

The paperwork. The s******* paperwork this will cost me.

Can't your team chill out for just a cycle?

I hate this shuttle, spaceship poser! There's no place quiet with that pompous aft.

I just want to do my work in peace and he never shuts up!

WHAT IS THIS??? NO ONE HAD TOLD ME THE PIT-SPAWNED, MEGATRON WAS HERE?????

I THOUGHT IT WAS A FAKE ACCOUNT!!

What a blasphemy! I personally overlooked a large portion of Longarm's Prime education and his rise to the position that he has now.

There's nothing "Deception" about him. And an accusation that a bot from a colony is somehow less of an Autobot is ridiculous. They just have different base models.

If I knew that the shape of my frame would cause such an uproar, I'd just never share it.

... my chin isn't that big. It's slightly longer than the base model, but it's in totally normal parameters.

Hello organics of the planet Earth. I'm Cliffjumper and ya may only refer to me as such. I will not tolerate any "nicknames"!

I've made this account for an important mission, 'cause supposedly, the filthy Deception scum is also here on his net! Could y'all believe that?

Anywho, here's a pic of me.

[Cliffjumper was nervously stomping around the mission assigned spaceship. He was patiently waiting for Mirage for the past 2.968 kliks, but after 3 kliks passed, he couldn't stay in place.

It wasn't really because he has been nervous about leaving his home planet, something he'd never done --

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎]
@cliffjump.bsky.social @advocatemirage.bsky.social

Arcee has just recovered from her injuries, and coma. I am sending you two with a small ship to retrieve her from Earth and to my office.