Ohh~

Finally, I've had a glorious cycle. I want to bake a thousand red oil cakes and sprinkle crushed platinum on top!

I want to dance!

Has anyone else had a wonderful time today?

I briefly talked to an absolute cutie today!

Oh my spark is racing~

That smile... those optics... I should stop before I swoon further.

He said he wasn't looking for friend or a lover so, Im out of luck... right?

Right?

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

[In an empty parking lot, he dances in the rain alone while playing soft music from his speakers]

[He is restless tonight]

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

[𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙻𝚘𝚐]

𝙼𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙲𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎...

𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖... 𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚝𝚜... 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎.

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝. 𝙾𝚑...

I'm quite annoyed that I am behind on a trend! A little cyber-birdie told me that pink is IN, and other colors are OUT.

In honor of my new bestie, @deftrazortfa.bsky.social , I have gone to the local autoshop for an urgent paintjob and detailing.

Don't I look cute and innocent?

#JustNitronThings

Dear humans,

What are milkshakes, and why do they "bring boys to the yard"?

I wish to procure one milkshake, please.

Where do I go to get one? I hear they come in a variety of earth fruit flavors.

Warmest regards,

Prince Nitron~💖

I don't travel a lot personally. My conjunx does more than enough exploring for the both of us...

Though I've become very interested in your solar system's 'Saturn'.

Beautiful rings and I hear it rains diamonds there. I would love to see this with my own optics.

So, my answer would be Saturn!

Awwww. Cobalt, you shouldn't have. Seeing your message has brightened up my cycle.

How did you manage to get this through to me from so far away? My comms don't even reach you!

Either way, I hope you finish you expedition soon so we can be together again~

✨🚗💚💙🕷️✨

This sign says "Wet Cement" and there is caution tape EVERYWHERE.

Sorry humans, I dont know what this 'cement' is or why its wet, but I need to cross this path.

Why yes!

I have ingested multiple bananas, peeled and unpeeled, raw apples, and unpeeled sausages.

The apple seeds did NOT agree with my systems...

Overall, I am not impressed with human consumables.

#JustNitronThings

[Sits on the ground and takes Syntax out and into his cupped servos]

How are you doing? I've been getting strange feelings lately. It must be this planet.

But I am happy you are thriving. Now that I know how to take care of you, we can be together forever.

Can't wait for you to meet Cobalt.

AaahhhhhhHHHHH!!

I just stepped organic canine waste!!!

They told me not to step in the grass.... but I disobeyed.

Frag. Frag. Frag. Frag! FRAG!

Primus, help me!

💩

I need a garage or something... Street parking during a rain storm is just not doing it for me!

Or maybe could someone purchase this for me? Pretty pleeeease with metal shavings on top?~

This follower clearly speaks the truth!

Bask in my dazzling charm and unequivocal beauty~

#JustNitronThings

Tralalero Tralala!

🦈👟👟👟

I have familiarized myself with the current trend of "6 7"!

Thank you for asking, anonymous follower~

I will always welcome more Strawpage inquiries.

My processor is killing me...

I thought it was the high grade from the bar a couple of cycles ago but now I know there's something else going on.

The visions are getting stronger.

I dont like this...

At least Syntax is safe. I shall keep him enclosed for now.

Autobots?

Oh... They are awfully boring bots. I've met a couple that have exciting personalities, but the majority are... eh..

Especially that Ultra Magnus fellow. Listing to him drone on is terrible. I'd rather go offline.

How do I know this first-hand as a Decepticon?... Well, that's a secret~

Cheetor is slaying so hard he changed his name to Chee-Chee.

Another Nitron-licious Boutique masterpiece.

Comment below who should come to my shop next for a makeover!

(Close up in reply)

#maccadams #transformers #beastwars #cheetor #myart #nitronmakeover

Ah~ A very fun and common question.

Form and functionality are of equal importance to me. When the situation requires discretion, I simply put them into my subspace.

But they are coming back out as soon as possible~

My doors are too beautiful to keep hidden from view!

#macaddams #tfoc #myart

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓

̾{̾I̾'̾m̾ ̾f̾a̾l̾l̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾f̾r̾o̾m̾ a̾ ̾s̾h̾i̾p̾?̾ ̾N̾o̾,̾ ̾t̾h̾e̾r̾e̾'̾s̾ ̾n̾o̾t̾h̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾h̾e̾r̾e̾.̾ ̾I̾t̾'̾s̾ ̾q̾u̾i̾e̾t̾.̾ ̾N̾o̾ ̾c̾l̾o̾u̾d̾s̾}̾
̾
̾{̾M̾e̾t̾a̾l̾ ̾s̾h̾a̾v̾i̾n̾g̾s̾ ̾a̾r̾e̾ ̾s̾t̾a̾r̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾t̾o̾ ̾a̾p̾p̾e̾a̾r̾.̾ ̾M̾e̾r̾g̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾t̾o̾g̾e̾t̾h̾e̾r̾ ̾i̾n̾t̾o̾ ̾b̾a̾l̾l̾s̾ ̾o̾f̾ ̾l̾i̾q̾u̾i̾d̾.̾ ̾H̾o̾w̾ ̾b̾e̾a̾u̾t̾i̾f̾u̾l̾}̾
̾
̾{̾O̾h̾.̾.̾.̾ ̾b̾u̾t̾ ̾n̾o̾w̾ ̾t̾h̾e̾y̾ ̾a̾r̾e̾ ̾r̾u̾s̾t̾i̾n̾g̾.̾ ̾N̾o̾.̾ ̾T̾h̾e̾y̾ ̾a̾r̾e̾ ̾c̾o̾m̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾t̾o̾w̾a̾r̾d̾s̾ ̾m̾e̾.̾ ̾I̾t̾ ̾h̾u̾r̾t̾s̾.̾ ̾N̾o̾, ̾I̾-̾}̾

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄

Every few breems, it feels like I'm having visions.

I must be malfunctioning. Maybe I should recharge soon.

Back into my headlight cover please, Syntax... There you go~

[He scratches at the nagging sensation on this back]

...I don't talk about this much, but yes. Probably not like you think though.

When I had my original T-cog, I was a seeker. But during one air show, my 'partner' played a dirty trick. I veered off course and well...crashed.

It's a long story...but now I prefer wheels. Cruise control is wonderful~

My initial answer was 'no' but....

But maybe I should! I could run Earth's first Cybertronian Beauty Parlor.

"Nitron-licious"

"Stellanti-Chique"

"Pristine Green"

Oh... I have so many ideas now! Thank you for sparking this wonderful inspiration! i wonder who would be my first customer?~

@cliffjump.bsky.social , I ran your faceplate through the Glow-Up Simulation Protocol, and the verdict is in. My slay-dar says tea out of tea for you, Rizzjumper~

Now if only you would realize your potential...