Longarm Prime| TFA
@longarmprime.bsky.social
Head of Autobot Intelligence.
How may I help?
How may I help?
Pinned
Hello. I am Longarm Prime, head of Autobot Intelligence. For those of you unaware of the existence of Cybertronians, we are a non-organic species from the far end of the galaxy. Autobots are one of the major factions of Cybertronians. Your heros of Detroit are other such Cybertronians.
I feel like something is missing from my bookshelf but I can’t figure out exactly what.
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I feel like something is missing from my bookshelf but I can’t figure out exactly what.
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[OOC]
Please go outside and touch grass if you can't differentiate fiction from reality.
We are just rp accounts, we are in character, no need to be an asshole.
Please don't do this shit ever again.
Please go outside and touch grass if you can't differentiate fiction from reality.
We are just rp accounts, we are in character, no need to be an asshole.
Please don't do this shit ever again.
Ooc: just because youre right doesnt mean youre not an a**hole.
What Bee said was very on brand for Bee - digging where he knows it hurts.
At the end of the day, it's an RP. It's a character. If you get that mad at a character saying in character things, you need to take a long look at your life.
What Bee said was very on brand for Bee - digging where he knows it hurts.
At the end of the day, it's an RP. It's a character. If you get that mad at a character saying in character things, you need to take a long look at your life.
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
[OOC]
Please go outside and touch grass if you can't differentiate fiction from reality.
We are just rp accounts, we are in character, no need to be an asshole.
Please don't do this shit ever again.
Please go outside and touch grass if you can't differentiate fiction from reality.
We are just rp accounts, we are in character, no need to be an asshole.
Please don't do this shit ever again.
I don’t even need to watch soap operas with this level of drama happening.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!
AND SPEAKING OF NOBODY WANTING TO DATE ME
Aren't you the one who ran after me during the academy wanting my attention????
AND SPEAKING OF NOBODY WANTING TO DATE ME
Aren't you the one who ran after me during the academy wanting my attention????
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I don’t even need to watch soap operas with this level of drama happening.
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙾𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎]
@bossbotprime.bsky.social
Optimus, I hope this message finds you well. I have just had a concerning talk with Bumblebee. He has been seeing reductional, functionalist language. And under the right circumstances this can be seen as hate speech.
@bossbotprime.bsky.social
Optimus, I hope this message finds you well. I have just had a concerning talk with Bumblebee. He has been seeing reductional, functionalist language. And under the right circumstances this can be seen as hate speech.
January 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙾𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎]
@bossbotprime.bsky.social
Optimus, I hope this message finds you well. I have just had a concerning talk with Bumblebee. He has been seeing reductional, functionalist language. And under the right circumstances this can be seen as hate speech.
@bossbotprime.bsky.social
Optimus, I hope this message finds you well. I have just had a concerning talk with Bumblebee. He has been seeing reductional, functionalist language. And under the right circumstances this can be seen as hate speech.
Mindbreak? I swear I’ve heard that name before in my own research. Who was he?
Yeah....
The worst part is that some of these bots have no one around who knew them.
I did a cursory search on some of them and while their names did pop up here and there, there were a few who had nothing.
Like Mindbreak.
Other than this datapad, it's like he never existed.
-Muskrat
The worst part is that some of these bots have no one around who knew them.
I did a cursory search on some of them and while their names did pop up here and there, there were a few who had nothing.
Like Mindbreak.
Other than this datapad, it's like he never existed.
-Muskrat
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Mindbreak? I swear I’ve heard that name before in my own research. Who was he?
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙱𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚎𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎]
@stinglikebumblebee.bsky.social
I’ve become aware you’ve recently been referring to Decepticons as objects. Despite the fact they are our enemies, taunting can only go so far, including using outdated functionalist language.
If this happens again-
@stinglikebumblebee.bsky.social
I’ve become aware you’ve recently been referring to Decepticons as objects. Despite the fact they are our enemies, taunting can only go so far, including using outdated functionalist language.
If this happens again-
January 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙱𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚎𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎]
@stinglikebumblebee.bsky.social
I’ve become aware you’ve recently been referring to Decepticons as objects. Despite the fact they are our enemies, taunting can only go so far, including using outdated functionalist language.
If this happens again-
@stinglikebumblebee.bsky.social
I’ve become aware you’ve recently been referring to Decepticons as objects. Despite the fact they are our enemies, taunting can only go so far, including using outdated functionalist language.
If this happens again-
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After some serious thought I have come up with a theory.
We know that Longarm Prime is a Constructicon from a Colony World, and he took the noble and righteous path of becoming an Autobot.
But why?
We know he is a strong advocate for equitable treatment for those from the colony worlds, and it is
We know that Longarm Prime is a Constructicon from a Colony World, and he took the noble and righteous path of becoming an Autobot.
But why?
We know he is a strong advocate for equitable treatment for those from the colony worlds, and it is
Ah ha!
Because of past trauma!
You must have had a lover in the past, only to have tragically lost him!
-Dogma Prime
Because of past trauma!
You must have had a lover in the past, only to have tragically lost him!
-Dogma Prime
January 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
After some serious thought I have come up with a theory.
We know that Longarm Prime is a Constructicon from a Colony World, and he took the noble and righteous path of becoming an Autobot.
But why?
We know he is a strong advocate for equitable treatment for those from the colony worlds, and it is
We know that Longarm Prime is a Constructicon from a Colony World, and he took the noble and righteous path of becoming an Autobot.
But why?
We know he is a strong advocate for equitable treatment for those from the colony worlds, and it is
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[Such a lovely gift from his beloved angel, bound and gagged, tied to the berth. The speedster was a lovely lilac colour. Overlord planned on turning them pretty pink though]
How should we play together today...? Any thoughts...?
Overlord snickered at the muffled cries, deciding to start slow and-
How should we play together today...? Any thoughts...?
Overlord snickered at the muffled cries, deciding to start slow and-
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
[Such a lovely gift from his beloved angel, bound and gagged, tied to the berth. The speedster was a lovely lilac colour. Overlord planned on turning them pretty pink though]
How should we play together today...? Any thoughts...?
Overlord snickered at the muffled cries, deciding to start slow and-
How should we play together today...? Any thoughts...?
Overlord snickered at the muffled cries, deciding to start slow and-
@orionsspark.bsky.social
[In Alice’s inbox a job offer reaches them. It’s an official invitation from the Autobot Intelligence Department to be apart of the ‘newly instated’ HR division. The pay is very good, the shanix automatically converted into Earth currency, with a plethora of benefits]
[In Alice’s inbox a job offer reaches them. It’s an official invitation from the Autobot Intelligence Department to be apart of the ‘newly instated’ HR division. The pay is very good, the shanix automatically converted into Earth currency, with a plethora of benefits]
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
@orionsspark.bsky.social
[In Alice’s inbox a job offer reaches them. It’s an official invitation from the Autobot Intelligence Department to be apart of the ‘newly instated’ HR division. The pay is very good, the shanix automatically converted into Earth currency, with a plethora of benefits]
[In Alice’s inbox a job offer reaches them. It’s an official invitation from the Autobot Intelligence Department to be apart of the ‘newly instated’ HR division. The pay is very good, the shanix automatically converted into Earth currency, with a plethora of benefits]
OOC: GO MY SCARAB GET HIS AFT
[From Cliffjumper To; Dogma Prime # tag(s): second-worst, KEEP-YOUR-COOL]
Thank you for your confirmation, Dogma Prime, leader of the Fail Team. Working with you was a delight.
Intelligence Division,
Cliffjumper
Thank you for your confirmation, Dogma Prime, leader of the Fail Team. Working with you was a delight.
Intelligence Division,
Cliffjumper
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
OOC: GO MY SCARAB GET HIS AFT
Why do I feel like someone is talking about me?
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Why do I feel like someone is talking about me?
[A prerecorded message plays in the room]
So quick to give into anger. Did Lugnut give you lessons in emotional control?
[Bass boosted Swan Lake Suite by Tchaikovsky plays from the speakers afterwards]
So quick to give into anger. Did Lugnut give you lessons in emotional control?
[Bass boosted Swan Lake Suite by Tchaikovsky plays from the speakers afterwards]
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[Well, now he had a chance to use it. He raised it up and shot the camera in the corner of his room. Once, then twice, then several more times for good measure.]
[Well, now he had a chance to use it. He raised it up and shot the camera in the corner of his room. Once, then twice, then several more times for good measure.]
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
[A prerecorded message plays in the room]
So quick to give into anger. Did Lugnut give you lessons in emotional control?
[Bass boosted Swan Lake Suite by Tchaikovsky plays from the speakers afterwards]
So quick to give into anger. Did Lugnut give you lessons in emotional control?
[Bass boosted Swan Lake Suite by Tchaikovsky plays from the speakers afterwards]
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎]
@cliffjump.bsky.social @advocatemirage.bsky.social
Arcee has just recovered from her injuries, and coma. I am sending you two with a small ship to retrieve her from Earth and to my office.
@cliffjump.bsky.social @advocatemirage.bsky.social
Arcee has just recovered from her injuries, and coma. I am sending you two with a small ship to retrieve her from Earth and to my office.
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎]
@cliffjump.bsky.social @advocatemirage.bsky.social
Arcee has just recovered from her injuries, and coma. I am sending you two with a small ship to retrieve her from Earth and to my office.
@cliffjump.bsky.social @advocatemirage.bsky.social
Arcee has just recovered from her injuries, and coma. I am sending you two with a small ship to retrieve her from Earth and to my office.
[He sighs to himself and sends a work order to Cliffjumper before he gets started on more requests to go through.]
[Realizing that he had access to the Prime’s audio systems in his office, he begins blaring obnoxiously loud music. It makes him feel significantly better.]
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
[He sighs to himself and sends a work order to Cliffjumper before he gets started on more requests to go through.]
I’ve just reset my optics for the first time in 5 vorns. Congrats
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With that desk he clearly sit at every day. Bet he ruts up against it every time he gets more paper work because hes so addicted to his job
with the energon jellies he clearly eats, soft round and plump~ more cooshin for the pushin i always say
but if im being real? Hear me out 👐 Blurr
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With that desk he clearly sit at every day. Bet he ruts up against it every time he gets more paper work because hes so addicted to his job
with the energon jellies he clearly eats, soft round and plump~ more cooshin for the pushin i always say
but if im being real? Hear me out 👐 Blurr
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I’ve just reset my optics for the first time in 5 vorns. Congrats
I find myself lucky there are not many works about myself on this A03.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I find myself lucky there are not many works about myself on this A03.
So the Decepticons have found it as well
Haha, oh this is an amusing piece of your net forums, "archive of our own", clever name. So not even two full stellar cycles has passed since my appearance and I've got fan-work written about me and my interface life with the Prime?
I'll read it just to have something to laugh at before recharge.
I'll read it just to have something to laugh at before recharge.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
So the Decepticons have found it as well
Being on this organic site has meant I’ve been exposed to a lot more than I expected ranging from human poetry to certain sites I don’t believe I can say here.
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Being on this organic site has meant I’ve been exposed to a lot more than I expected ranging from human poetry to certain sites I don’t believe I can say here.
OOC: You wanna kiss me so badly
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Longarm: Insufferable, rude, keeps talking to Soundwave’s cassettes.
[His visor brightens to a angry red and he pulls out a datapad.]
Says he means ‘no harm to them’, but Soundwave knows he’s lying.
[Wow. He seems to have quite the fixation.]
Longarm: Insufferable, rude, keeps talking to Soundwave’s cassettes.
[His visor brightens to a angry red and he pulls out a datapad.]
Says he means ‘no harm to them’, but Soundwave knows he’s lying.
[Wow. He seems to have quite the fixation.]
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
OOC: You wanna kiss me so badly
[The camera flashes for a moment before going back to normal.]
[Soundwave goes up to the camera near his room and flips it off, before he walks back to his room.]
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
[The camera flashes for a moment before going back to normal.]
I’m not that obvious. If I wanted to make a move against Soundwave, I would’ve already done so.
Actually wait he only mentioned me I HOPE HE ISNT USING IT AGAINST THE BOSS SHIT
-RB
-RB
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I’m not that obvious. If I wanted to make a move against Soundwave, I would’ve already done so.
Curious, others on the account. I suppose it’s due to Soundwave being a cassette carrier, if I’m not wrong. Very few of that type left..
Hello human made app! And whoever is seeing this 🦇
-RB
-RB
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Curious, others on the account. I suppose it’s due to Soundwave being a cassette carrier, if I’m not wrong. Very few of that type left..
An influx of Decepticons here, I wouldn’t have expected them to pay attention to an organic website.
Gone will be the days of your enslavement and injustice at the servos of the wretched Autobots. No longer we shall kneel to their lies. For we are the masters of our own fate!
Power is not given. It's taken. And I'm striving to reclaim that power and return it to its rightful bearers.
(read more⇓)
Power is not given. It's taken. And I'm striving to reclaim that power and return it to its rightful bearers.
(read more⇓)
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
An influx of Decepticons here, I wouldn’t have expected them to pay attention to an organic website.
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Greetings, my name is Peacekeeper and I am the Communications Specialist for the "Field Analysis & Investigation League"
Within this post I have included what all of us look like.
Also has anyone seen our scout? We sent her to this planet to investigate a signal, but she has gone MIA.
-Peacekeeper
Within this post I have included what all of us look like.
Also has anyone seen our scout? We sent her to this planet to investigate a signal, but she has gone MIA.
-Peacekeeper
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Greetings, my name is Peacekeeper and I am the Communications Specialist for the "Field Analysis & Investigation League"
Within this post I have included what all of us look like.
Also has anyone seen our scout? We sent her to this planet to investigate a signal, but she has gone MIA.
-Peacekeeper
Within this post I have included what all of us look like.
Also has anyone seen our scout? We sent her to this planet to investigate a signal, but she has gone MIA.
-Peacekeeper
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Hello. My name is Optimus Prime. Bumblebee and Sari suggested that I should make a social media account, so they helped me create one.
I hope to learn more about humans and Earth, and in return, I will be documenting our daily lives and work here in Detroit.
I hope to learn more about humans and Earth, and in return, I will be documenting our daily lives and work here in Detroit.
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Hello. My name is Optimus Prime. Bumblebee and Sari suggested that I should make a social media account, so they helped me create one.
I hope to learn more about humans and Earth, and in return, I will be documenting our daily lives and work here in Detroit.
I hope to learn more about humans and Earth, and in return, I will be documenting our daily lives and work here in Detroit.