Archer Dudenhöffer
archerdude.bsky.social
Archer Dudenhöffer
@archerdude.bsky.social
They/them, 18
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I’m not a real doctor, but I am a real worm
Just saw @scalzi.com live and Oh my god oh my god omg omg he showed off a preview for his next book and it was amazing!!!
#rabbitlife4eva
September 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
An ancient guardian awakens! Finally finished my Cerastus lancer, I think it turned out pretty well!
January 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Panic-downloading old TikToks. The vibes are weird.
January 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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look, all i’m saying is if your packaging says “tear here” and i tear there it should open the packaging
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Cultural anachronism will be the death of me
December 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
To survive the trump presidency, we’ll need to start stockpiling “little guys”
December 17, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."

Arthur C. Clarke
December 17, 2024 at 11:55 AM
I need more opportunity for mischievous cackling in my life
December 17, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Really? Come on!
Yo can’t kiss your lab assistant on the mouth anymore after you shout eureka, you’re supposed to just shout eureka and then kiss your own hand now
December 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
The amount of times I’ve endured this exact feeling is staggering
Me on an hourly basis
December 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Minnesota is praying for our neighbors in Wisconsin as America once again mourns the loss of innocent, young lives at the hands of gun violence.

Gun violence should not be a fact of life for children in our country.
December 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Yes.
@hankgreen.bsky.social Is a science project just a nonfiction art project?
December 16, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Every December, I hope my new year’s hyperfixation is something cheap like “wall sit ups” or “books” and instead I learn way too much about niche french perfume houses so please help me manifest a 2025 of getting really into like, “very good sticks”
December 14, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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game: the choices you make will shape your journey

me: saves before every choice, replays 12 times to see all possible outcomes
December 12, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Here are my book recommendations for the new year:

Read the books you already bought.
December 10, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM