Arcane Dendroglyph
arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social
Arcane Dendroglyph
@arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social
Wrangler of angry pixies. Suffering from destinesia. Used computers and internet for decades but treated 'social media' like a read-only device with an infectious disease.
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I eagerly await the bullshit-cancelling headphones.

As a product of the American education system, I never had an appreciation of poetry, mostly because it was forced upon me.

But this? This is the sort of thing I wish had been a part of that earlier epoch.

#exurb1a
Then Next Comes
YouTube video by exurb1a
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December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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This is the kind of Linux users I want.
How I Broke up with Adobe
YouTube video by James Lee (Animation)
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December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I've made a habit of reading my replies twice before hitting 'post'.

No matter how witty I thought I was being, this has led me to discarding no less than a dozen replies in the past 30 minutes.

Heap me with praise for my restraint.
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Dang, I need to stock up on some really good strong libations to prepare for anticipated obituaries.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reposted by Arcane Dendroglyph
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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"if you fire the referees, it means there are no more rules"
Cory Doctorow and Ed Zitron on Enshittification and the Rot Economy | Better Offline
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November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Good grief, now what

Time to normalize VPN usage
America's First VPN Ban: What Comes Next?
YouTube video by Techlore
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November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Lame Duck should remember Miss Piggy knows judo
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I'm suddenly taken with an urge to configure one of my #NixOS #linux installs with the hostname 'my-love'
They asked for drums on this bike alarm
YouTube video by Venjent
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November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Please of please will some reporter ask Trump what Clinton tastes like
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto place near me caught fire.

It’s a good start.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@schumer.senate.gov

This is a reminder that you are an idiot.

For the moment, I do not mean this unkindly. It is an opportunity to examine what you're doing and question if you really know what you think you know.

You are an idiot, and your actions have contributed to this shitstorm we're in.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is a real ad I just got on Youtube.
There is clearly no pianos shown.
I can't decide if it is actually for lawn care or flute servicing.
#nsfw #wtf #fuckai
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I dream of the day the tech bubble bursts, and tech bros and oligarchs will be so broke and desperate they’ll let you punch them in the balls for five bucks
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I haven’t seen a ad with an actual human on YouTube in over a month
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He probably got a lollipop afterwards, and couldn’t remember how to get the wrapper off
It is not concerning for a 79 year old man to take a cognitive test to see if he still can function. It is VERY concerning for that 79 year old man to boast about acing that cognitive test like he just got a PhD in astrophysics.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I would not be surprised if someone is preparing a Trump doppelgänger via plastic surgery.

If going that far, they could probably convince Trump they plan on ‘transferring’ him to the copy using some old sci-fi prop electric chair.
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is a good meme for this; it might actually the most relatable form to get through to my dumbass ignorant union construction co-workers.

At least, they *might* think a little bit before scrolling down to the the conservative shitposts.

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I'd estimate about half a second.
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Just found this, and it fits with my decades of observations:

The Litany of Jai: Almost No One is Evil. Almost Everything is Broken.
www.alignmentforum.org/w/litany-of-...

Yeah, it's the AI crowd, but not everything they come up with is dumb.
www.alignmentforum.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
While everyone's adding "The Epstein Ballroom" to Google Maps, may I suggest also adding to various locations:
"Eric's Hug-free Playpen of Fatherly Neglect"
"Junior's Cocaine Parlor"
"Melania's Secret Escape Route"
"Hidden Pot of Crypto Gold"
"Stephen Miller's Human Skin Closet"
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
While modernizing old systems may be good, this looks like it’s just going to become more monopolistic and the tech is going to give them the excuse to lay off more people
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I will not be tap-dancing on anyone's grave; for starters, I can't dance.

I have, however, opened a bottle of 4yold barleywine, and drank with grim satisfaction that a certain someone died as he lived, and his memory will be trodden upon by all the other thirsty grifters who lust to take his place.
September 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Nobody:
Trump’s accounts: I FEEL FINE
T: I THINK I’LL GO FOR A WALK
T: I FEEL HAPPY
(Vance enters the chat)
T: I FEEL HA*
September 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM