If I lived in a town I'd start a makerspace with that name.

I'd only charge favors, with the plan of eventually the entire town owing me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%...

"Imgur...that is name I haven't heard in a long time."

reasons Imgur is better than bsky:
* draining my phone battery even after i close the app
* can download stuff directly into my meme hoard easily (thanks EDIAH, btw)
* LNI

fun

Following lore from Wreckit Ralph, double stripes means they like breaking limbs.

This needs to become canonical in all things, including Dwarf Fortress.

They're holding hooves.

If that's the rule, then technically every man is gay, and can only be not-gay in a cold ice bath.

I wonder how much those would be worth, broken down to parts and sold on ebay

Gilbert Gotfried narrator FTW

I almost never talk, and people assume I'm knowledgeable about everything.

I hate it.

I mean, they're not wrong, but I'd like them to stop pestering me with questions!

Not me, for I have forsworn such, as it was bad for me and ate a considerable portion of my paycheck - I was drinking somewhere around $3k of Red Bull a year.

Before it became more regulated, I instead purchased enough pure caffeine powder to last me 25 years. Cost me like $500.

Is there a canonical pony with a creampuff, eclair, an arguably meringue pie, or just a glazed donut for a cutie mark? I don't ever recall hearing of one, and it seems a little too...on the nose...to make it past the censors.

youtube.com/shorts/a__Dc...

and afterwards a great purging enema

Well, I'm not in a position to hire anybody, but if I was, I'd practically leap over my desk to hire them, just so I'd have exclusive access to them.

Then I'd grind their will to live into dust, by every means, and feast upon their tears and desperation.

Y'know, like any modern employer would.

In this episode Dan attempts to douse the flames of shipping...with gasoline.

He's alright. Eyebrows grow back.

Youtube whispers back: "Ý̵̨̢̡̭͎̺̙͉̭͓͓͎̟̞̤̥̟̱̳̫̼͎̟̩̞̝͉̬̳̦̩̦̞̣͖͈͕́̄̀̿̀̽̀̂́̉̒̈́͌̅̿͠ͅͅO̸̢̟̦͓͉̤̬͈͒̅͌̕͘͠Ư̸̛̛̛̝̘̖̥͉̦̪̮̬̥̬̭̌͗̈́̌̋̍͛̀̌̄̒́͑͛̋͋̽̓̈̾̈͐͊͑̊̾̍̄̋͒̒͌͒̊͘̕̕͝ͅ ̴̢̡͔̮̙̺͇̏͛͐̔͋͑̀̈́̈͛͌̊̓̈̈́̑̌̇͗̀̚͝͝͝W̶̧̛̺͖̜̗̝̱͔̼͙̱̹̗̜̩̱͙̭̣̜̳͙̺̞̜͚̞͓̞͓̲͍̠̬̜͇̩̝͊͒̀̓̔̽̈́̌̇̍͒̈́̔̀͆͆̑͐͌͊̾̓̄̍́̎͗̈́͊͘̕͠ͅͅȊ̴̡̠̯͎͎̖̯̦͕̺͈͓̟̠̥̪̹̟̦̹̬͕͗̒̍͝͠L̸̪̠̈́̇̓̀̋̌̑̂̂̑̈́̍͆̔̎͌̅̈́̊̒̄͆̂́̊̎̚̕̕͝͝͝L̷̛͎͓͓̩͍͉͈͍̬̪͐̒̎͆̇̇̓̈́̔̂̄̈́̿̇̚͘͘͠"

Congratulations, you married a prophetess.

Now get crackin' on those thirteen babies.

And? What?