“Be the change you wish to see in the world.” - Ghandi
“A little less conversation, a little more touch my body.” - Helen Keller
For instance, when bringing my dog in from a walk I always think to unlock the door, but then decide instead to take off his boots so that I don’t accidentally open the door …
For instance, when bringing my dog in from a walk I always think to unlock the door, but then decide instead to take off his boots so that I don’t accidentally open the door …
TM- Aracelli Gonzales.
Come holler at me for other A+ writing like this, Disney.
TM- Aracelli Gonzales.
Come holler at me for other A+ writing like this, Disney.
Excuse me?! You expect me to trust the process?! That b*tch who has literally never even introduced herself?!?!
Excuse me?! You expect me to trust the process?! That b*tch who has literally never even introduced herself?!?!
For instance, I am of the age that I could no longer realistically play Evita or, my more coveted role, Peron’s mistress.
☯️ Balance.
For instance, I am of the age that I could no longer realistically play Evita or, my more coveted role, Peron’s mistress.
☯️ Balance.
In the 6th grade, at the tender age of 12 y.o., I wore a size 34B bra and a size 10 pant. I was dressed in a zippered shirt and a lace cami on underneath.
After my gym class, I had just changed back into my outfit for the last 2 periods of the day. 🧵
In the 6th grade, at the tender age of 12 y.o., I wore a size 34B bra and a size 10 pant. I was dressed in a zippered shirt and a lace cami on underneath.
After my gym class, I had just changed back into my outfit for the last 2 periods of the day. 🧵
It’s displayed in the Picasso Museum in Barcelona and I love it because, whenever I see it, I remember that even Picasso started projects and didn’t finish. (Apparently he attempted, but hated pointillism.) 🙂
It’s displayed in the Picasso Museum in Barcelona and I love it because, whenever I see it, I remember that even Picasso started projects and didn’t finish. (Apparently he attempted, but hated pointillism.) 🙂
Kamala Was Right About
EVERYTHING........
Kamala Was Right About
EVERYTHING........
#canitalktothemanager @mcuban.bsky.social
#canitalktothemanager @mcuban.bsky.social
Nursery Rhyme or Innuendo?
Anyone remember the “Hi my name is Joe” song?? He works in the button factory and his boss constantly asks him to increase his workload until he finally quits.
Let’s look at the words:
Nursery Rhyme or Innuendo?
Anyone remember the “Hi my name is Joe” song?? He works in the button factory and his boss constantly asks him to increase his workload until he finally quits.
Let’s look at the words:
Maybe get some highlights magazines or something for the young ladies going on “Spa Dates with their mommies!”
~ the 10 year old who did NOT need to know the “TOP 20 WAYS TO DRIVE YOUR MAN WILD! 😜 “ (probably.)
Maybe get some highlights magazines or something for the young ladies going on “Spa Dates with their mommies!”
~ the 10 year old who did NOT need to know the “TOP 20 WAYS TO DRIVE YOUR MAN WILD! 😜 “ (probably.)
A male coworker told me he saw one of our female coworkers on tinder, but had thought she was married.
“Did you swipe right?”
“NO! She’s married, supposedly.”
“So? You don’t know what her marriage is like?” 🧵
A male coworker told me he saw one of our female coworkers on tinder, but had thought she was married.
“Did you swipe right?”
“NO! She’s married, supposedly.”
“So? You don’t know what her marriage is like?” 🧵
Y’know… just in case.
Y’know… just in case.
I should mention, it was homemade and I really do like it a lot, but I have a million bags and haven’t used this particular bag in years?
I should mention, it was homemade and I really do like it a lot, but I have a million bags and haven’t used this particular bag in years?
“1,2,3,4,5
Once I caught a fish alive.
6,7,8,9,10
Then I let him go again.
Why did you let him go?
Because he bit my finger so.
Which finger did he bite?
The little one, on the right.”
“1,2,3,4,5
Once I caught a fish alive.
6,7,8,9,10
Then I let him go again.
Why did you let him go?
Because he bit my finger so.
Which finger did he bite?
The little one, on the right.”
🎶Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe it’s Sertraline! 🎶
🎶Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe it’s Sertraline! 🎶