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Pretty Autistic
@aracellig.bsky.social
Late-diagnosed AuDHD/neurodivergent. Discovering who I am without the mask. Taking life one day at a time.

“Be the change you wish to see in the world.” - Ghandi

“A little less conversation, a little more touch my body.” - Helen Keller
Does anyone else form little off-habits based off of thoughts of how you want to do something?

For instance, when bringing my dog in from a walk I always think to unlock the door, but then decide instead to take off his boots so that I don’t accidentally open the door …
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“I’ve traveled a million different timelines and I’d go out of my way to find you in every one.” 🥹

TM- Aracelli Gonzales.
Come holler at me for other A+ writing like this, Disney.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Did anyone else used to lie still on the ground to see if you could feel the earth moving??
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Me, a self-proclaimed “artist”:

Excuse me?! You expect me to trust the process?! That b*tch who has literally never even introduced herself?!?!
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As the eldest, Mexican, late-diagnosed AuDHD, highly perceptive, daughter “afflicted with giftedness“ currently experiencing significant burnout; when I feel especially tempted to cut everyone off and run away I hold onto the tiny sliver of hope that a lot of the people I know 🧵
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Adulthood is walking the thin line daily of what dreams to realistically give up on, and which dreams to continue to believe in.

For instance, I am of the age that I could no longer realistically play Evita or, my more coveted role, Peron’s mistress.
☯️ Balance.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Let’s unwrap a core memory together!

In the 6th grade, at the tender age of 12 y.o., I wore a size 34B bra and a size 10 pant. I was dressed in a zippered shirt and a lace cami on underneath.

After my gym class, I had just changed back into my outfit for the last 2 periods of the day. 🧵
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
For no real reason, here’s a photo of one of my favorite pieces of art by Pablo Picasso.

It’s displayed in the Picasso Museum in Barcelona and I love it because, whenever I see it, I remember that even Picasso started projects and didn’t finish. (Apparently he attempted, but hated pointillism.) 🙂
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Pretty Autistic
Yeah,I Get It ! This Gets Old,But
Kamala Was Right About
EVERYTHING........
October 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
“My ancient ancestor, the High Chief of the Iroquois nation, would not be happy to know how you’re treating our people.”
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do you think maybe someone can infiltrate the weaponry in Chicago and replace the pepper balls with sage, instead?? Maybe then the agents will fall right where they stand??
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sometimes, when I haven’t talked to my friends in a while, I comfort myself by thinking, “Hey. You’ve managed to outlive Jesus, so you must have done something right!”
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There should also be a feed for daily public transit stories called #bluetoothorcrazy?
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m kind of annoyed that an “Overheard in New York” feed doesn’t already exist. If this is supposed to be the Twitter substitute, I need my daily dose of the random conversations of strangers just living their lives in NYC.

#canitalktothemanager @mcuban.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Let’s play my new favorite game:
Nursery Rhyme or Innuendo?

Anyone remember the “Hi my name is Joe” song?? He works in the button factory and his boss constantly asks him to increase his workload until he finally quits.

Let’s look at the words:
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Guys!!! The Honmoon is GROWING!
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Few things annoy me more than watching people load their carry-on roller bags into the overhead wrong WHILE the announcement about how to put them in is being made.
October 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Ok. Here’s an icebreaker for the ensuing revolution bc apparently we’re all still going to have to look for jobs in the post-apocalypse: let’s say you can only save 5 Nepo babies, who would they be and why is Dakota Johnson on your list??
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Sometimes I like to think that Justin Bieber wrote “One Less Lonely Girl” for Anne Frank.
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Friendly suggestion for nail salons:

Maybe get some highlights magazines or something for the young ladies going on “Spa Dates with their mommies!”

~ the 10 year old who did NOT need to know the “TOP 20 WAYS TO DRIVE YOUR MAN WILD! 😜 “ (probably.)
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
How I found out the dating apps are vastly different for men than for women:

A male coworker told me he saw one of our female coworkers on tinder, but had thought she was married.
“Did you swipe right?”
“NO! She’s married, supposedly.”
“So? You don’t know what her marriage is like?” 🧵
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The face I keep in mind as motivation to make it to my workout class. His little legs will slow us down and I have to be able to carry him for at least 10 miles a day.
Y’know… just in case.
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What’s the shelf life of a Christmas gift that you love but don’t use from a family member?
I should mention, it was homemade and I really do like it a lot, but I have a million bags and haven’t used this particular bag in years?
October 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I remember a poem from my childhood I learned from a book on tape.
“1,2,3,4,5
Once I caught a fish alive.
6,7,8,9,10
Then I let him go again.
Why did you let him go?
Because he bit my finger so.
Which finger did he bite?
The little one, on the right.”
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Today’s will to live brought to you by my antidepressants!

🎶Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe it’s Sertraline! 🎶
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM