Nick Dallis
@apt3g.bsky.social
one of the worst things about being alone and sexually unfulfilled is that talking about being alone and unfulfilled doesn't make anyone want to spend time with you or flirt with you. you just sound like an ugly loser. so I would never do that, I'm confident and sexy, please believe me
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
one of the worst things about being alone and sexually unfulfilled is that talking about being alone and unfulfilled doesn't make anyone want to spend time with you or flirt with you. you just sound like an ugly loser. so I would never do that, I'm confident and sexy, please believe me
it is absolutely crucial for us as a society to start being hornier for me
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
it is absolutely crucial for us as a society to start being hornier for me
update: older and more decrepit
August 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
update: older and more decrepit
passionately jerking it to pictures of people who don't know I exist because romance is alive and well
July 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
passionately jerking it to pictures of people who don't know I exist because romance is alive and well
With each episode of Taskmaster, Mathew Baynton gets sexier
May 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
With each episode of Taskmaster, Mathew Baynton gets sexier
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Feral morning y’all 🥵
April 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Feral morning y’all 🥵
the absolute chokehold this ass has on me
restaurant bathroom had a reflective wall and good lighting so naturalyyyyy
December 29, 2024 at 5:51 AM
the absolute chokehold this ass has on me
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pu- pu- pu- peachy 😋
December 22, 2024 at 1:54 AM
pu- pu- pu- peachy 😋
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humpday brought to you from a public bathroom 👀 but i just had to show off
December 11, 2024 at 11:25 PM
humpday brought to you from a public bathroom 👀 but i just had to show off