Even the 1982 movie Poltergeist is like ‘The USA was built on top of the graves of victims of political violence’ which is now apparently a thought crime

I wrote a My Favorite Murder spec script

They fucking killed Sly Stone making that song a meme

handing the Geek Squad guys a couple unlabeled jugs of brownish liquor and showing them which chickens need their heads bitten off

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

Donald T-girl-rump

Is this something, am I on to something?

POV: you’re the cranberry dressing at the Mormon compound thanksgiving dinner

When Ellen dies, the memes she created will track her to hell

It’s always 2 crazy bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”