God's weakest cosmonaut
appstronaut.bsky.social
God's weakest cosmonaut
@appstronaut.bsky.social
Astronomer. Meant to study galaxies, somehow got roped into studying artificial satellites and space rocks
*NASA scrounging for change in the couch cushions* "Wait you want me to pay for what?"
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Maybe I'm just ignorant but it feels disingenuous for them to frame it like all of these minerals are needed to fight climate change. I have a deeply cynical suspicion that most of those minerals will actually go to other technologies.
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This game was a system seller for me. Such good memories.
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Planting a flag in the ground and declaring my politics are the exact center so no one is allowed to make me feel bad or uncomfortable in any way.
October 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"HAL the doors are still closed."
"You're right! I did not actually open the doors when I said I did. Let me try again, this time ensuring I open the pod bay doors."
"HAL..."
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Americano please. Yes, just one shot."
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Egg-I" was right there, Merritt
October 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I hope he got paid for letting the barber practice on him.
October 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wow he blocked me within minutes when all I did was say that he's coming across as a loser. Talk about thin-skinned
October 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I dunno man. I've read this whole conversation and I think she has a point. You kind of come across as a loser here
October 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
August 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The chess equivalent of continually stepping on rakes
August 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Weird! You should reconsider that.
August 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"I misread your statement and got aggressive but it's really fucked up you're mad at me about that now. Also I'm going to continue accusing you of doing the thing you corrected me about."
August 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM