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apollogold29.bsky.social
apollogold29
@apollogold29.bsky.social
undercover pansexual chaos agent sent by the alphabet mafia to eat cheeseburger and kick babies.
into DDR math 3d design gaming and almost every other nerdy thing.
current hyperfixation: the TTRPG I'm making
finds blitzØ concerningly relatable.
My gacha luck goes kind've crazy.
June 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Small talk? You mean the chore I need to do before lore dumping about my favorite franchises?
May 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
guys should I join 2b2t
May 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
hey heres a new game I found on itch.
its by Netile and its really fun you should play it
neltile.itch.io/smash-zombie...
Smash Zombie Express by neltile
Smash hordes of zombies on the monster train delivering supplies across country!
neltile.itch.io
May 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
www.desmos.com/3d/eyfmbdqepl
www.desmos.com/calculator/h...
they aren't the best but I made them a bit ago
May 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
hey I'm posting some of my old desmos art:
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Like 90% of the math problems I see on social media are PEMDAS problems and I promise you PEMDAS is one of the least interesting topics in math.
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
ok but the fact that taser stands for Tom A. smiths electric rifle and not something scientific will never cease to be funny
May 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
should I play ultrakill
May 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
oh your pronouns are he/they
well lets do some math
cancel he from the top and bottom and you get 1/ty
1/ty is the inverse of ty
ty means thank you
the inverse of thank you is fuck you
so really next time your friend says their pronouns are he they they are really saying fuck you
May 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I will respond with at least 3 sentences answering every absurd trolley problem you reply with
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 AM
if you had to choose any 1 animal smaller than a rat to have control over one Olympic swimming pool-sized swarm of which would be the most efficient at conquering a country and which country would you target.
November 20, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I feel so loved when people use me as a footrest or a pillow.
November 16, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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“You are what you eat.”

Me:
November 15, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Got busted for selling bootleg moonshine again. It’s a whiskey business.
November 14, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Does anyone smart wanna explain to me how tags work or refer me to a thread that explains them. Thanks!
November 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Glad I never joined Twitter. I figured that joining such a negative place couldn't be good for me and I was right and now this gets the honor of being the first social media I actually seriously use.
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Bro we need the ability to edit posts or at least spellchecker. Otherwise my dumbest will misspell everything.
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 PM
People our here coming up with hyper complex wishes for genies
Fuck that Imma tell the genies surprise me
November 11, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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Piano Man is a song by Billy Joel about a man that was bitten by a radioactive piano

1: see also Mr Tambourine Man
2: see also Scatman
November 10, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
November 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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Black femboy and Proudly bisexual 🩷💜💙
November 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM