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A Pirate Cooks at 404
@apiratecooksat404.bsky.social
General purpose fool.
GenX queer cryptid.
One time roller derby player, aspiring HEMA fencer, cat parent, avid gardener, cook, bourbon snob and reader of many genres. Casual weeb. Srs bzns gamer: twitch.tv/apiratecooksat404
Ah #LARP problems - when you finally have your main character done and now you have to make another because there is too high a chance of dangerous heat to actually play your full prosthesis character.

TIME TO MAKE A HARADRIM! (I always wanted a Taureg head wrap anyway)
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Why is my cat lurking behind my coffee cannisters, I dunno but NO BEANS IN MY BEANS! #cat 🐈
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In spite of the 'holy shit' heat and not being able to wear my full kit, it looks like Kevin Nystrom managed to snag one of me from DFUS 2025! #Larp #DFUS (also i have NO idea that sign was behind me, this is the "I am dying but cannot sit down normal and not look cool" pose 😅
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I am the best seat/petes warming spot for watching cat tv. Aka "being nosy and watching the neighborhood"
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What to do on a day off - clean up and get the bar prepped for fall cocktails ! #Bar #Cocktails #Spirits 🍸🍹 I am very much over represented by Key West Legal Distilling and Isolation Proof Gin and I regret NOTHING
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
#cat 🐈 In what may be the most prototypical photo of a cat with thumbs ever
October 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One of my personal garden challenges this year was to try dahlias - mixed results, but the ones that did well came out gorgeous!
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
🐈 #cat In todays edition of "Where is Chili?"
September 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
🌶️🍳 #cooking #peppers #HotSauce Turned the first big harvest of the habs this year into a mango/habanero hot sauce. Came out fantastic!
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
🌱 #gardening My Black Cohosh that i started from bare root 3 years ago is FINALLY flowering
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🌱 End of summer processing, turning all the remaining basil into pesto for the freezer!
September 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🌶️ 🌱 #gardening Been a bang up year for peppers here in 7B, and I have at least as many still waiting to come in off the habanero. Either they'll ripen up or we'll get a frost warning and I'll pull them in green, but we've stayed warm so late up til almost TG some years, I figure they'll do.
September 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
🐈 #cat Behold - the legendary Stinkx of New Jersey - a nosey creature if ever there was one.

I kid you not, Chili demands I pick her up to hold her to the window so she can snoop on the nabe with a better vantage point.
September 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
🐈 #cat Thats some mighty low effort there Chili
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
1 year of Chili - I wasn't expecting a new animal in my life last August, let alone having to care for a sick baby but I regret none of it. She makes @misc-mercury.bsky.social and myself laugh every day with her shenanigans. Even if she is a menace to food.

youtube.com/shorts/Zgwn8...
Chili - 1 year old and breakfast thief
YouTube video by APirateCooksAt404
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September 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Vibe Check - I will maintained forever that this is the best photo of establishing both mine and @misc-mercury.bsky.social 's preferred gender representations both individually and within the context of our marriage.
August 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
🍳 #Food My overnight ropa vieja is now ready for the olives and capers, gets a few more hours in the slow cooker then she is ready.
August 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
#Helpdesk #Rant Separating the actual problem from how a user FEELS about the problem is such a fucking process. The amount of people who never learn it (including on themselves) is staggering and frustrating.
August 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The garden is producing well - gonna turn some of this into some ropa vieja
August 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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People with ADHD for the entire day when they have an appointment at 3 pm
August 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
August 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
#cat 🐈 It is officially one year since Chili came into our lives, what a change from the sick little screaming potato we started with
August 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Its awful hard getting anything done around here
August 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Going live this morning with some Core Keeper to kickoff the makeup stream - in theory the Vintage Story server will be back this afternoon around 2pm EST but we'll see if all the mod issues were resolved or not, guess we'll find out!
August 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Remember - no matter what the game is - Snipers are NEETs who dont cap points. Be a contributing member of your team and society, play support and assault! www.twitch.tv/apiratecooks...
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August 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM