A Pirate Cooks at 404
@apiratecooksat404.bsky.social
General purpose fool.
GenX queer cryptid.
One time roller derby player, aspiring HEMA fencer, cat parent, avid gardener, cook, bourbon snob and reader of many genres. Casual weeb. Srs bzns gamer: twitch.tv/apiratecooksat404
GenX queer cryptid.
One time roller derby player, aspiring HEMA fencer, cat parent, avid gardener, cook, bourbon snob and reader of many genres. Casual weeb. Srs bzns gamer: twitch.tv/apiratecooksat404
In spite of the 'holy shit' heat and not being able to wear my full kit, it looks like Kevin Nystrom managed to snag one of me from DFUS 2025! #Larp #DFUS (also i have NO idea that sign was behind me, this is the "I am dying but cannot sit down normal and not look cool" pose 😅
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I am the best seat/petes warming spot for watching cat tv. Aka "being nosy and watching the neighborhood"
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I am the best seat/petes warming spot for watching cat tv. Aka "being nosy and watching the neighborhood"
What to do on a day off - clean up and get the bar prepped for fall cocktails ! #Bar #Cocktails #Spirits 🍸🍹 I am very much over represented by Key West Legal Distilling and Isolation Proof Gin and I regret NOTHING
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What to do on a day off - clean up and get the bar prepped for fall cocktails ! #Bar #Cocktails #Spirits 🍸🍹 I am very much over represented by Key West Legal Distilling and Isolation Proof Gin and I regret NOTHING
One of my personal garden challenges this year was to try dahlias - mixed results, but the ones that did well came out gorgeous!
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
One of my personal garden challenges this year was to try dahlias - mixed results, but the ones that did well came out gorgeous!
🌱 #gardening My Black Cohosh that i started from bare root 3 years ago is FINALLY flowering
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🌱 #gardening My Black Cohosh that i started from bare root 3 years ago is FINALLY flowering
🌱 End of summer processing, turning all the remaining basil into pesto for the freezer!
September 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🌱 End of summer processing, turning all the remaining basil into pesto for the freezer!
🌶️ 🌱 #gardening Been a bang up year for peppers here in 7B, and I have at least as many still waiting to come in off the habanero. Either they'll ripen up or we'll get a frost warning and I'll pull them in green, but we've stayed warm so late up til almost TG some years, I figure they'll do.
September 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
🌶️ 🌱 #gardening Been a bang up year for peppers here in 7B, and I have at least as many still waiting to come in off the habanero. Either they'll ripen up or we'll get a frost warning and I'll pull them in green, but we've stayed warm so late up til almost TG some years, I figure they'll do.
🐈 #cat Behold - the legendary Stinkx of New Jersey - a nosey creature if ever there was one.
I kid you not, Chili demands I pick her up to hold her to the window so she can snoop on the nabe with a better vantage point.
I kid you not, Chili demands I pick her up to hold her to the window so she can snoop on the nabe with a better vantage point.
September 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
🐈 #cat Behold - the legendary Stinkx of New Jersey - a nosey creature if ever there was one.
I kid you not, Chili demands I pick her up to hold her to the window so she can snoop on the nabe with a better vantage point.
I kid you not, Chili demands I pick her up to hold her to the window so she can snoop on the nabe with a better vantage point.
Vibe Check - I will maintained forever that this is the best photo of establishing both mine and @misc-mercury.bsky.social 's preferred gender representations both individually and within the context of our marriage.
August 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Vibe Check - I will maintained forever that this is the best photo of establishing both mine and @misc-mercury.bsky.social 's preferred gender representations both individually and within the context of our marriage.
The garden is producing well - gonna turn some of this into some ropa vieja
August 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The garden is producing well - gonna turn some of this into some ropa vieja
Its awful hard getting anything done around here
August 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Its awful hard getting anything done around here
Time to make a pot of borracho beans overnight
August 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Time to make a pot of borracho beans overnight
Super Thrilled to say I've been asked to join Team Tails on Twitch, by one of my oldest friends on the platform Linkz, and I am having so much fun getting back into it
August 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Super Thrilled to say I've been asked to join Team Tails on Twitch, by one of my oldest friends on the platform Linkz, and I am having so much fun getting back into it
I try to read books...
July 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I try to read books...
Hull Hogan has passed away, so here is the Iron Shiek
July 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hull Hogan has passed away, so here is the Iron Shiek