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Lamentável o que está acontecendo no Congresso Nacional hoje
Que tristeza
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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im gonna fuck your dad
a seven nation army couldnt hold me back
im gonna beat him off
takin my time right behind his back
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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"Revogar a Magnitsky" parece muito gíria pra transar
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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porra de mastodon eu sou chata mas tem limite
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Pelo visto todo estadunidense que ganha mais que cinco salários mínimos tem fotos com o Epstein
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Mais um processo contra a OpenAI, desta vez um ex executivo da indústria tech matou a mãe e se matou, encorajado pelo chatGPT.

www.aljazeera.com/economy/2025...
OpenAI sued for allegedly enabling murder-suicide
The case, filed in a California court, is the first suit linking the chatbot to murder.
www.aljazeera.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Morreu ou está no SBT News?
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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#NowPlaying
🕥 10:49 am

🎵 Sayonara
🧑‍🎤 KNEECAP & Paul Hartnoll
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Eu: "Não consigo guardar dinheiro"
Alguém: "E se você tiver uma emergência?"
Eu:
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
daqui a pouco até deputado MORTO vai manter mandato
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Bloomberg anunciando live sobre relógio de luxo no bsky, a rede social onde só tem desempregado, acadêmico e jornalista.
LIVE: What's the obsession with high-end timepieces? From gold Rolexes to used Pateks, demand remains high for luxury watches.

Ask your questions in our Live Q&A bloom.bg/3MSDNoz
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Não duvido nada o Lira ter dado a ordem
7.ago.2025: Motim bolsonarista inviabiliza Câmara por 30h, e Motta do abre sessão após Lira intervir

9.dez.2025: Hugo Motta: “Não permitirei que regras sejam rasgadas”
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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#NowPlaying
🕥 10:47 am

🎵 H.O.O.D - 2025 Mix
🧑‍🎤 KNEECAP
💿 H.O.O.D 2025

🎧 Spotify
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Achei curioso ele mesmo entrando ao vivo depois e falando que "há relatos de jornalistas agredidos". Meu filho, VOCÊ foi agredido!
🚨 Metrópoles mostra os jornalistas Guilherme Balza (GloboNews) e Carol Nogueira (UOL) sendo agredidos na Câmara dos Deputados após serem expulsos do Plenário por Hugo Motta.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Lamentável o que está acontecendo no Congresso Nacional hoje
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ACAB includes Polícia Legislativa
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Falou tudo, camarada Carlos
no apagar das luzes de 2025 pintou o favorito do ano pro Prêmio The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"O que eu faço?"

Tu lambe tua própria caceta, camarada
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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todo dia um cliente q o itau não deixou cair em golpe indo pro nubank pra poder cair em golpe
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM