Cody🥸
@aphexcody.bsky.social
Creator of SHARTtales | Patently Absurd| Weed Enthusiast | Author of ’Buttholes Dont Get Pregnant’ | The Internet’s Thinktank™️ | Certified Meat Smoker | P1 | Dumb Zone D1
“Can you go home today”
March 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
“Can you go home today”
My back and bones hurt a lot. I love rain but the weather hurts really bad.
December 24, 2023 at 5:00 AM
My back and bones hurt a lot. I love rain but the weather hurts really bad.
Reposted by Cody🥸
SCOOP: The Texas Historical Commission removed books on slavery from plantation site gift shops.
An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.
www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.
www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
The Texas Historical Commission Removed Books on Slavery From Plantation Gift Shops
An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.
www.texasmonthly.com
December 7, 2023 at 10:49 PM
SCOOP: The Texas Historical Commission removed books on slavery from plantation site gift shops.
An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.
www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.
www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
I hope you enjoyed your holiday meat. I really do.
November 25, 2023 at 5:12 AM
I hope you enjoyed your holiday meat. I really do.
Sherman is getting a new independent minor league baseball team, and I personally need ALL of your help getting my best friend’s name suggestion to win.
there is a “naming contest” button.
Please make “Squatches” your vote.
#ShermanSquatches
midamericaleague.com/sherman/
there is a “naming contest” button.
Please make “Squatches” your vote.
#ShermanSquatches
midamericaleague.com/sherman/
Sherman - Mid-American League Baseball Teams
SHERMAN QUICK LINKS NAME THE TEAM CONTEST SEASON TICKET WAITING LIST SPONSORSHIPS New Mid America League Team Coming To Sherman Oct 9, 2023 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Last week KXII in Sherman Texas report...
midamericaleague.com
November 15, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Sherman is getting a new independent minor league baseball team, and I personally need ALL of your help getting my best friend’s name suggestion to win.
there is a “naming contest” button.
Please make “Squatches” your vote.
#ShermanSquatches
midamericaleague.com/sherman/
there is a “naming contest” button.
Please make “Squatches” your vote.
#ShermanSquatches
midamericaleague.com/sherman/
I still can’t believe it.
November 8, 2023 at 4:08 AM
I still can’t believe it.
Don’t forget Boch’s chili. If it works. Go with it.
October 28, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Don’t forget Boch’s chili. If it works. Go with it.
Happy World Series Day
October 27, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Happy World Series Day
Late Night Arts & Crafts with Cody
Tonight’s episode: 2-3 stage forced mustard patina for an Opinel No.8 carbon
Tonight’s episode: 2-3 stage forced mustard patina for an Opinel No.8 carbon
October 22, 2023 at 5:47 AM
Late Night Arts & Crafts with Cody
Tonight’s episode: 2-3 stage forced mustard patina for an Opinel No.8 carbon
Tonight’s episode: 2-3 stage forced mustard patina for an Opinel No.8 carbon
Teaching your boomer parents how to cook ‘cold oven bacon’ is similar to explaining how USA lost the Vietnam war… to your boomer parents.
Their eyes glaze over like they’ve heard a magic spell that cant be true.
Their eyes glaze over like they’ve heard a magic spell that cant be true.
October 15, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Teaching your boomer parents how to cook ‘cold oven bacon’ is similar to explaining how USA lost the Vietnam war… to your boomer parents.
Their eyes glaze over like they’ve heard a magic spell that cant be true.
Their eyes glaze over like they’ve heard a magic spell that cant be true.
What has 10-1pm become? A beer show?
October 6, 2023 at 5:47 PM
What has 10-1pm become? A beer show?
🎶its a beautiful night
For eating chicken
Its a beautiful night
For cooking chicken
🎶
For eating chicken
Its a beautiful night
For cooking chicken
🎶
October 4, 2023 at 2:48 AM
🎶its a beautiful night
For eating chicken
Its a beautiful night
For cooking chicken
🎶
For eating chicken
Its a beautiful night
For cooking chicken
🎶
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Senate stalwart Dianne Feinstein has, uh, passed away…. and not for nothin…. y’know, for God to take one of the most respected, revered, prominent, esteemed, tenured, eminent, noble, & eldest political figures of many generations… it sure does make y’think that God person is a real jerk!
September 30, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Senate stalwart Dianne Feinstein has, uh, passed away…. and not for nothin…. y’know, for God to take one of the most respected, revered, prominent, esteemed, tenured, eminent, noble, & eldest political figures of many generations… it sure does make y’think that God person is a real jerk!
“Cuz we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homies say ho
And the girlies wanna scream”
Pan fried Chicken thighs and udon noodles👹 @sammietalks.bsky.social
Make the homies say ho
And the girlies wanna scream”
Pan fried Chicken thighs and udon noodles👹 @sammietalks.bsky.social
September 29, 2023 at 5:55 AM
“Cuz we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homies say ho
And the girlies wanna scream”
Pan fried Chicken thighs and udon noodles👹 @sammietalks.bsky.social
Make the homies say ho
And the girlies wanna scream”
Pan fried Chicken thighs and udon noodles👹 @sammietalks.bsky.social
I’m TELLING Y’ALL. Best grilled cheese ive ever made. @sammietalks.bsky.social
September 26, 2023 at 8:27 AM
I’m TELLING Y’ALL. Best grilled cheese ive ever made. @sammietalks.bsky.social
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go on dick head. do something stupid
September 23, 2023 at 2:12 AM
go on dick head. do something stupid
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Hate to sound terse, but if you don’t follow me on twitter, and we’ve had zero interaction… and you suddenly follow me here…
Why? If you dont like my shit over there, why would it be different here?
Why? If you dont like my shit over there, why would it be different here?
September 22, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Hate to sound terse, but if you don’t follow me on twitter, and we’ve had zero interaction… and you suddenly follow me here…
Why? If you dont like my shit over there, why would it be different here?
Why? If you dont like my shit over there, why would it be different here?
This vacuum motor is so dead.
September 21, 2023 at 7:25 PM
This vacuum motor is so dead.
Remember the PTMs and Never be “posting too much”
September 20, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Remember the PTMs and Never be “posting too much”
