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A.S. Jones
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80% memes. 20% good-faith political and social commentary.
My 4 points on abolishing the filibuster:

- Constitutionally, the Senate is already designed to be a drag on pure majoritarian rule.

- It has been used mainly for vile purposes, e.g. segregation.

- When has it ever helped us?

- Gridlock is bad. Shutdowns are bad. Debt ceiling standoffs are bad.
@chrislhayes.bsky.social explains to @timmiller.bsky.social why he has long been a proponent of eliminating the filibuster.
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wholesome for the sighted, spicy for the blind
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This would be a good time for Google Maps to remap the streets of Chicago and Portland. Send the whole fleet of cameramobiles.
October 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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You’re Comparing Trump to the Wrong Fascist Dictator slate.trib.al/gSav5lD
You’re Comparing Trump to the Wrong Fascist Dictator
The “Is Trump Hitler?” debate misses his sinister parallels to another 20th-century European tyrant.
slate.trib.al
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Y'all think Lindsey Halligan ever took a Trump nut to the dome?
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Never forget Raz P. Berry www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06t...
80's Music Video - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If you're young and rolling in dough, by all means adopt some children. Good on you. Start a trend.
August 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So the administration told all the agencies enforcing anti-discrimination laws that disparate impact is no longer a valid theory, yet it's perfectly good for identifying reverse discrimination? The bald-faced intellectual dishonesty is endless. My soul vomits.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/u...
Trump Administration to Require Universities to Submit Data on Applicants’ Race
www.nytimes.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Jenna Ortega's eyebrows are flooding the zone.
August 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
BMW drivers when you're doing 7 miles over the speed limit in the slow lane
July 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This shit is bananas

B.A.N.A.N.A.S.

www.nytimes.com/video/embedd...
Video:
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Q: What is the whitest tv show with the hottest black women?

A: The Flash (The CW, 2014-2023)

Open to rebuttals.
July 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Is Doug E. Doug alive and well? Justin wondering.
July 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
July 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Somebody get the president some compression hose, old-ass mf
July 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Legit question: A big part of the Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine narrative was that big pharma and the captured FDA won’t research new uses for old drugs because it’s not profitable. What has RFK Jr done to promote research into new uses for unpatentable compounds? Any grants? Any new institutes?
July 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
@andrewrsorkin.bsky.social brother, you kept calling Robinhood's tokenized sale of OpenAI equity a "derivative." That's too exotic. It's just an investment company aka mutual fund.
July 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This was great. Sen. Slotkin hits hard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNm...
Slotkin Presses Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Use of Active-Duty Military on Unarmed Protestors
YouTube video by Sen. Elissa Slotkin
www.youtube.com
June 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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May 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We're in an era of book burners.

(Side note: A little surprised that his library allowed 100 books to be loaned out at the same time. As far as I can tell, my local library only allows 7.)
May 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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