A.S. Jones
@apeshitjones.bsky.social
80% memes. 20% good-faith political and social commentary.
Oh word...the guy who wrote Pootie Tang wrote a shitty novel?
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh word...the guy who wrote Pootie Tang wrote a shitty novel?
Applies to supposed scientific geniuses too. It's like Elon bragging on that podcast about going down the rabbit hole on ice ages. This mofo read some Wikipedia entries and watched some YouTube videos.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Applies to supposed scientific geniuses too. It's like Elon bragging on that podcast about going down the rabbit hole on ice ages. This mofo read some Wikipedia entries and watched some YouTube videos.
Can we add Hoover to the Venn?
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Can we add Hoover to the Venn?
I love when you post news stories you created as if they're organic news. An odd thing to do...dare I say a Trumpian tendency.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love when you post news stories you created as if they're organic news. An odd thing to do...dare I say a Trumpian tendency.
Come on, people. There's plenty of real stuff without concocting a bunch of Neverland Ranch stories out of thin air.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Come on, people. There's plenty of real stuff without concocting a bunch of Neverland Ranch stories out of thin air.
Who's pet issue is this? Who exactly?
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Who's pet issue is this? Who exactly?
What's up with that punctuation?
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What's up with that punctuation?
Jesus Christ. "Don't be in a gift giving competition while being the friend without benefits" is the kind of shit Andrew Tate would put on a t-shirt and sell to his gross followers.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Jesus Christ. "Don't be in a gift giving competition while being the friend without benefits" is the kind of shit Andrew Tate would put on a t-shirt and sell to his gross followers.
I'm suspicious of these drinks for 2 reasons: My only experience with marijuana was very unpleasant (paranoia). I was under the impression that ingested THC gets metabolized by the liver and results in an even worse (or even more psychedelic) experience than smoking.
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm suspicious of these drinks for 2 reasons: My only experience with marijuana was very unpleasant (paranoia). I was under the impression that ingested THC gets metabolized by the liver and results in an even worse (or even more psychedelic) experience than smoking.
Didn't the Delaware legislature water down its corporate law earlier this year specifically to avoid this exodus? It's like offering the bootyhole to the dickhead boyfriend who is about to dump you...and then getting dumped anyway.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Didn't the Delaware legislature water down its corporate law earlier this year specifically to avoid this exodus? It's like offering the bootyhole to the dickhead boyfriend who is about to dump you...and then getting dumped anyway.
A note to the author and editorial staff: My first question was what did Bostic do before heading the Atlanta Fed (relevant to where we might go after leaving)? You could save me the trouble of now wikipedia'ing him. It's not like these online articles are space-constrained.
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A note to the author and editorial staff: My first question was what did Bostic do before heading the Atlanta Fed (relevant to where we might go after leaving)? You could save me the trouble of now wikipedia'ing him. It's not like these online articles are space-constrained.
Question for the nerds, do you pronounce the G the in Cro-Magnon?
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Question for the nerds, do you pronounce the G the in Cro-Magnon?
Shapiro's got that Jimmy Hoffa hairstyle
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Shapiro's got that Jimmy Hoffa hairstyle
Fuck Michael Milken. A crook who made so much money that he still had a massive fortune when he got out of jail. We should spit on his name.
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fuck Michael Milken. A crook who made so much money that he still had a massive fortune when he got out of jail. We should spit on his name.
Could we talk about the insanity of using his garbage-can social media site to disseminate official announcements?! There is nothing there of general interest--no entertainment, no culture, only spam advertisements (get your free Trump Bitcoin Coin which gets flagged as malware).
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Could we talk about the insanity of using his garbage-can social media site to disseminate official announcements?! There is nothing there of general interest--no entertainment, no culture, only spam advertisements (get your free Trump Bitcoin Coin which gets flagged as malware).
P.S. I could swear SoFi had a crypto subsidiary before it became a bank. So what exactly happened to it? Some basic-ass reporting would be nice.
P.P.S. How are SoFi's assets and AUM/AUC doing? More basic-ass reporting.
P.P.S. How are SoFi's assets and AUM/AUC doing? More basic-ass reporting.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
P.S. I could swear SoFi had a crypto subsidiary before it became a bank. So what exactly happened to it? Some basic-ass reporting would be nice.
P.P.S. How are SoFi's assets and AUM/AUC doing? More basic-ass reporting.
P.P.S. How are SoFi's assets and AUM/AUC doing? More basic-ass reporting.
Dear Reuters editorial staff,
"Lender" is not a synonym for "bank." Are you trying to evoke "traditional financial institutions" or "depository institutions"? Bringing up "lenders" begs the question whether there is crypto-based lending going on. And lending can be done by non-banks. Sloppy.
"Lender" is not a synonym for "bank." Are you trying to evoke "traditional financial institutions" or "depository institutions"? Bringing up "lenders" begs the question whether there is crypto-based lending going on. And lending can be done by non-banks. Sloppy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dear Reuters editorial staff,
"Lender" is not a synonym for "bank." Are you trying to evoke "traditional financial institutions" or "depository institutions"? Bringing up "lenders" begs the question whether there is crypto-based lending going on. And lending can be done by non-banks. Sloppy.
"Lender" is not a synonym for "bank." Are you trying to evoke "traditional financial institutions" or "depository institutions"? Bringing up "lenders" begs the question whether there is crypto-based lending going on. And lending can be done by non-banks. Sloppy.
This is rotten and spiteful.
One of the odd things about Trump's judicial picks is that Gorsuch wrote the decisions that sex discrimination under federal employment law includes gender identity and sexual orientation. Gorsuch may be the one who stymied that vile Kim Davis in her latest test case.
One of the odd things about Trump's judicial picks is that Gorsuch wrote the decisions that sex discrimination under federal employment law includes gender identity and sexual orientation. Gorsuch may be the one who stymied that vile Kim Davis in her latest test case.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This is rotten and spiteful.
One of the odd things about Trump's judicial picks is that Gorsuch wrote the decisions that sex discrimination under federal employment law includes gender identity and sexual orientation. Gorsuch may be the one who stymied that vile Kim Davis in her latest test case.
One of the odd things about Trump's judicial picks is that Gorsuch wrote the decisions that sex discrimination under federal employment law includes gender identity and sexual orientation. Gorsuch may be the one who stymied that vile Kim Davis in her latest test case.
Trump is a hoe-ass president
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump is a hoe-ass president
What's the policy rationale?
Let's say you finance $250k at 5% over 30 years. You pay $233k in interest if you go the full term.
Over 50 years it's $431k in interest.
And the payments are $1342 vs. $1135. $200k in extra life-of-loan interest expense to save $200 on the monthly payment.
FUCK THAT
Let's say you finance $250k at 5% over 30 years. You pay $233k in interest if you go the full term.
Over 50 years it's $431k in interest.
And the payments are $1342 vs. $1135. $200k in extra life-of-loan interest expense to save $200 on the monthly payment.
FUCK THAT
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What's the policy rationale?
Let's say you finance $250k at 5% over 30 years. You pay $233k in interest if you go the full term.
Over 50 years it's $431k in interest.
And the payments are $1342 vs. $1135. $200k in extra life-of-loan interest expense to save $200 on the monthly payment.
FUCK THAT
Let's say you finance $250k at 5% over 30 years. You pay $233k in interest if you go the full term.
Over 50 years it's $431k in interest.
And the payments are $1342 vs. $1135. $200k in extra life-of-loan interest expense to save $200 on the monthly payment.
FUCK THAT
Small mushroom energy
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Small mushroom energy