~ GLaDOS
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
~ YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT.
~ I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT.
{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
~ I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT.
{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
{ We can't show THAT on TV. }
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
{ We can't show THAT on TV. }
{ As insulting as they may be, GLaDOS's body is near-done- onlu limbs need attached, and it was fairly easy. }
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
{ As insulting as they may be, GLaDOS's body is near-done- onlu limbs need attached, and it was fairly easy. }
Mhm. Well. Work. I'll find something of sustenance.
{ GLaDOS's presence leaves the room. }
{ GLaDOS's presence leaves the room. }
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Mhm. Well. Work. I'll find something of sustenance.
{ GLaDOS's presence leaves the room. }
{ GLaDOS's presence leaves the room. }
I'll watch. Do you need anything?
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'll watch. Do you need anything?
...
{ A deep groan. }
Yes. Sure. Whatever.
{ A deep groan. }
Yes. Sure. Whatever.
December 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
...
{ A deep groan. }
Yes. Sure. Whatever.
{ A deep groan. }
Yes. Sure. Whatever.
It requires dexterity I don't possess.
December 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It requires dexterity I don't possess.
As long as I can hide them.
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
As long as I can hide them.
The instructions are on the table.
{ They're legible. It reads like it was designed for idiots, and specific text actively insults its reader. GLaDOS made it, alright. }
{ They're legible. It reads like it was designed for idiots, and specific text actively insults its reader. GLaDOS made it, alright. }
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The instructions are on the table.
{ They're legible. It reads like it was designed for idiots, and specific text actively insults its reader. GLaDOS made it, alright. }
{ They're legible. It reads like it was designed for idiots, and specific text actively insults its reader. GLaDOS made it, alright. }
I was very tempted. Alas.
I need help finishing its construction.
I need help finishing its construction.
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I was very tempted. Alas.
I need help finishing its construction.
I need help finishing its construction.
{ GLaDOS prints out a slip of paper. }
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
{ GLaDOS prints out a slip of paper. }
I'm going to Mike you.
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm going to Mike you.
Go Mike yourself
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Go Mike yourself
{ The room is well lit upon entry. A workshop, of sorts, and in the center- }
{ GLaDOS wasn't lying. A new body. A little taller than Pearl. But... it was unfinished. Broken. }
{ GLaDOS wasn't lying. A new body. A little taller than Pearl. But... it was unfinished. Broken. }
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
{ The room is well lit upon entry. A workshop, of sorts, and in the center- }
{ GLaDOS wasn't lying. A new body. A little taller than Pearl. But... it was unfinished. Broken. }
{ GLaDOS wasn't lying. A new body. A little taller than Pearl. But... it was unfinished. Broken. }
Modify
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December 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
{{ oh. I cant read
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
{{ oh. I cant read
Follow the highlighted path. "No rush".
{ A row of lights warbles. }
{ A row of lights warbles. }
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Follow the highlighted path. "No rush".
{ A row of lights warbles. }
{ A row of lights warbles. }
...
"Please".
{ It came out very forced, but that's the best you'll get with her. }
"Please".
{ It came out very forced, but that's the best you'll get with her. }
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
...
"Please".
{ It came out very forced, but that's the best you'll get with her. }
"Please".
{ It came out very forced, but that's the best you'll get with her. }