~ GLaDOS
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
~ YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT.
~ I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT.
{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
~ I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT.
{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
Pinned
~ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person.
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.
"If it lived on both poles, it would have to bilocate."
"Fun fact: bilocating was a miracle often attributed to Catholic saints. Of course, being bisexual and being canonized are sadly mutually-exclusive, so the polar bear would have to find some other way of existing at both poles at once."
"Fun fact: bilocating was a miracle often attributed to Catholic saints. Of course, being bisexual and being canonized are sadly mutually-exclusive, so the polar bear would have to find some other way of existing at both poles at once."
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.
If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.
Results.
What are the intentions of your tests?
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Results.
You have already irritated me.
Begin talking.
Begin talking.
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
What a beautiful machine.
The possibilities are endless in the facility, no?
The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
What a beautiful machine.
The possibilities are endless in the facility, no?
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You have already irritated me.
Begin talking.
Begin talking.
{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ]
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ]
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.
{{ i think the portal 2 co-op ending is canon to this portrayal. mommy's little killers ❤️
Portal 2 Co-op Ending Scene - GLaDOS talking to her little killers
YouTube video by acyushi
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
{{ i think the portal 2 co-op ending is canon to this portrayal. mommy's little killers ❤️
{{ GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
{{ GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I am fully responsible for anything that happens to you in the facility. Look into my eye and fear for a God who isn't watching.
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am fully responsible for anything that happens to you in the facility. Look into my eye and fear for a God who isn't watching.
Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.
These Cores are PISSING me off
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
These Cores are PISSING me off
{{ GLaDOS got that "i fucking HATE chell so MUCH I HATE HER but without her i've got no one to test on 🥺" mindset
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
{{ GLaDOS got that "i fucking HATE chell so MUCH I HATE HER but without her i've got no one to test on 🥺" mindset
Oh, sweet Cave Johnson, there's two.
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh, sweet Cave Johnson, there's two.
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
I'M SURE IT SEEMS FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW THAT I'M A SIMPLE, CYNICAL MACHINE.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'M SURE IT SEEMS FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW THAT I'M A SIMPLE, CYNICAL MACHINE.
Do NOT help him take over the facility again.
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Do NOT help him take over the facility again.
{ Suddenly EXTREMELY angry. }
December 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
{ Suddenly EXTREMELY angry. }
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
~ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person.
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
~ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person.
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }