GLaDOS
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT.
I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT.
{ Written by Omen }
{ Mun is 18+ }
{ Icon by sawisi-soo }
I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT.
{ Written by Omen }
{ Mun is 18+ }
{ Icon by sawisi-soo }
Pinned
GLaDOS
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
· Dec 18
~ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person.
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
Reposted by GLaDOS
Eat up, my little killers.
{ Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
{ Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Eat up, my little killers.
{ Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
{ Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
Eat up, my little killers.
{ Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
{ Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Eat up, my little killers.
{ Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
{ Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
To another year of testing.
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
To another year of testing.
{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow.
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow.
Reposted by GLaDOS
Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded.
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded.
{{ follow my scylls. my water monster
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
{{ follow my scylls. my water monster
Reposted by GLaDOS
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
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February 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
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{{ thank u princess
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
{{ thank u princess
{{ my pin is uneven again fuck
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
{{ my pin is uneven again fuck
{{ more ultrakill muses. i wonder
a red and white heart with the words mindflayer my beloved on it
ALT: a red and white heart with the words mindflayer my beloved on it
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
{{ more ultrakill muses. i wonder
If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.
"If it lived on both poles, it would have to bilocate."
"Fun fact: bilocating was a miracle often attributed to Catholic saints. Of course, being bisexual and being canonized are sadly mutually-exclusive, so the polar bear would have to find some other way of existing at both poles at once."
"Fun fact: bilocating was a miracle often attributed to Catholic saints. Of course, being bisexual and being canonized are sadly mutually-exclusive, so the polar bear would have to find some other way of existing at both poles at once."
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.
If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.
Results.
What are the intentions of your tests?
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Results.
You have already irritated me.
Begin talking.
Begin talking.
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
What a beautiful machine.
The possibilities are endless in the facility, no?
The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
What a beautiful machine.
The possibilities are endless in the facility, no?
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You have already irritated me.
Begin talking.
Begin talking.
{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time
Reposted by GLaDOS
[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ]
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ]
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.
