The giant "Not followed by anyone you're following" at the bottom is also a pretty big giveaway as there are bound to be at least some people in your follows who haven't unfollowed the official Bsky account

Yeah, I could *probably* get over the needle part, especially if I just don't look, but I'm a complete wimp when it comes to pain, so that's the bigger concern for me

That's probably what I'd get as a tattoo if I were brave enough. The only reason I don't have one already is fear of needles/pain