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My net worth is £1.56. Mediocre wizard. Legitimate businessman. Official account of Altoids. Longtime beverage drinker. He/Him.
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Two pictures and 2 captions. The first picture is of Yoda lying down. Caption: After eating 2 indictments straight out of the grand jury while standing in front of the refrigerator at 1:34 am. Second picture is of Yoda standing up. Caption: 2:12 am... Going back for more indictment.
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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A photo of a kitten with a caption: you are witnessing him trying to form his very first thought
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Having some afternoon coffee
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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It won't be a popular opinion because this very obviously isn't actually about what grade the paper deserves
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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"Smack barm pea wet"
A photo of Keir Starmer with a caption. Caption reads: there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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In and out. Twenty minute regime change. What's the worst that can happen?
A screenshot from the article in the quote tweet. It reads: The law of unintended consequences is unrepeatable. But
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Was unwittingly off mute during a meeting with hundreds of participants
Photo of a man falling in front of the sun.
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Taking a screen cap for a couple months from now.
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS News insider claimed. Mickey Mouse saying, "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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A road sign for Mammoth Cave.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Where to even begin?
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Afternoon coffee
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Me after 1 drink vs me after 3 drinks
A screenshot comparing the new high resolution Nintendo Switch 2 Edition of Animal Crossing: New Horizons with the older, lower resolution Switch version. A sleepy face on the left is smooth and detailed, compared with the same face on the right, which has visible pixelated edges.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Increasingly my politics can be summed up with this image
Advisor pop up window from the video game Sim City 2000. Text reads: You can't cut back on funding! You will regret this!
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Comic panel by artist genildo of two men riding on a bus. The first man on the left sees a rocky cliff face and is sad. The second man on the right sees a beautiful sunset over the mountains and is happy.
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Happy Birthday to Mike Judge, pictured here as Alex Jones' Wario.
A photo of Mike Judge from 2018. He is a white bald man with a square-shaped face. Though not smiling, you get the sense that he is pondering some inside joke.
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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A picture of Goku in a suit smoking a cigarette. Caption: Bait used to be believable.
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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A bit rusty on the Constitution but I'm pretty sure he can't do that
Trump ‘Determined’ the U.S. Is Now in a War With Drug Cartels, Congress Is Told
October 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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A comic panel. The panel shows a green-haired girl in a bikini leaning over. She says, "Are you well? Do you have brain damage?"
September 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Me on my way to tell Prince Mohammed bin Salman to make a new Mass Effect game
Photo of T.E. Lawrence wearing a white robe and a keffiyeh
September 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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They did it. After years of stagnation, they found a way to make EA even more evil. Capitalism truly breeds innovation.
Electronic Arts to Go Private in $55 Billion Deal Backed by Saudi PIF and Silver Lake Jared Kushner's Affinity Partners is also backing the transaction for the 'Battlefield' and 'Madden' game studio. By Alex Weprin, September 29, 2025 5:22am.
September 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I disagree with the assessment that Trump is the least curious person to ever live. According to this reporting, his curiosity derailed serious policy discussions!
nymag.com/intelligence...
Trump Reportedly Asked Reince Priebus How Badgers ‘Work’ and If They’re ‘Mean to People’ “Trump also wanted to know if the badger had a ‘personality’ or if it was boring,” according to the authors. “An obviously enthralled president would stare at Priebus as the aide struggled for sufficiently placating answers, all the while trying to gently veer the conversation back to whether we were going to do a troop surge in Afghanistan or strip millions of Americans of health-care coverage.”
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Hydrogen bomb versus Coughing Baby
September 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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"Josh was an edgelord who wanted someone to get blamed. I think he tried his best to write something goofy … to rile people up.”
Screenshot of Jack Donaghy from the TV show 30 Rock. Caption: That's Republican, we count those.
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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A Truth Social Post from Donald Trump too long to copy about cancelling a meeting with Democrat leaders. Leftist memes be like: a big block of unreadable text.
September 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM