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My net worth is £1.56. Mediocre wizard. Legitimate businessman. Official account of Altoids. Longtime beverage drinker. He/Him.
A floating shopping list is actually scarier than a ghost
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A floating shopping list is actually scarier than a ghost
I am a radical centrist in that I have no opinions about Lara Croft's new design but believe she should be replaced by an eastern barred bandicoot.
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I am a radical centrist in that I have no opinions about Lara Croft's new design but believe she should be replaced by an eastern barred bandicoot.
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this is why we watch
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
this is why we watch
You would know about this if you had a horse daughter
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You would know about this if you had a horse daughter
You don't meet a lot of people wielding magic swords these days
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You don't meet a lot of people wielding magic swords these days
Not today, Satan
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Not today, Satan
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December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sitting alone at my desk and saying "because we live in a society" aloud just in case I am being observed
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Sitting alone at my desk and saying "because we live in a society" aloud just in case I am being observed
People don't say Merry Christmas anymore. They say, "New Summoning Salt video."
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
People don't say Merry Christmas anymore. They say, "New Summoning Salt video."
They're rapidly running out of things to call DEI
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They're rapidly running out of things to call DEI
He's just like me fr
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He's just like me fr
Gavin Newsom's entire approach to 2028 seems to be carefully calibrating the big racism dial
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Gavin Newsom's entire approach to 2028 seems to be carefully calibrating the big racism dial
She'll be on CBS in less than a year
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
She'll be on CBS in less than a year
BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to review "that Friday feeling."
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to review "that Friday feeling."
Boldly going where no man has gone before: The same place dozens of other shows have already gone repeatedly
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Boldly going where no man has gone before: The same place dozens of other shows have already gone repeatedly
Having some afternoon coffee
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Having some afternoon coffee
This wasn't a particularly good talking point back in 2023 when there was real urgency among Zionists to silence and discredit pro-Palestine voices. For Hilldawg to still be repeating it in the big 2025 feels like rudderless boomerposting about soy lattes and pronouns.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This wasn't a particularly good talking point back in 2023 when there was real urgency among Zionists to silence and discredit pro-Palestine voices. For Hilldawg to still be repeating it in the big 2025 feels like rudderless boomerposting about soy lattes and pronouns.
He deleted the original post. Another total victory for me and my perfect opinions.
It won't be a popular opinion because this very obviously isn't actually about what grade the paper deserves
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
He deleted the original post. Another total victory for me and my perfect opinions.
"Smack barm pea wet"
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Smack barm pea wet"
Me after not being offered a slice of apple pie
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me after not being offered a slice of apple pie
We should let more fish commit credit card fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We should let more fish commit credit card fraud.
I am Rogue One's strongest soldier but I'll be the first to admit it is a "chop job until the final sequence". Sometimes I watch the last hour or so by itself.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I am Rogue One's strongest soldier but I'll be the first to admit it is a "chop job until the final sequence". Sometimes I watch the last hour or so by itself.