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My net worth is £1.56. Mediocre wizard. Legitimate businessman. Official account of Altoids. Longtime beverage drinker. He/Him.
He's just like me fr
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He's just like me fr
Gavin Newsom's entire approach to 2028 seems to be carefully calibrating the big racism dial
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Gavin Newsom's entire approach to 2028 seems to be carefully calibrating the big racism dial
She'll be on CBS in less than a year
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
She'll be on CBS in less than a year
BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to review "that Friday feeling."
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to review "that Friday feeling."
Boldly going where no man has gone before: The same place dozens of other shows have already gone repeatedly
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Boldly going where no man has gone before: The same place dozens of other shows have already gone repeatedly
Having some afternoon coffee
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Having some afternoon coffee
This wasn't a particularly good talking point back in 2023 when there was real urgency among Zionists to silence and discredit pro-Palestine voices. For Hilldawg to still be repeating it in the big 2025 feels like rudderless boomerposting about soy lattes and pronouns.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This wasn't a particularly good talking point back in 2023 when there was real urgency among Zionists to silence and discredit pro-Palestine voices. For Hilldawg to still be repeating it in the big 2025 feels like rudderless boomerposting about soy lattes and pronouns.
He deleted the original post. Another total victory for me and my perfect opinions.
It won't be a popular opinion because this very obviously isn't actually about what grade the paper deserves
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
He deleted the original post. Another total victory for me and my perfect opinions.
"Smack barm pea wet"
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Smack barm pea wet"
Me after not being offered a slice of apple pie
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me after not being offered a slice of apple pie
We should let more fish commit credit card fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We should let more fish commit credit card fraud.
I am Rogue One's strongest soldier but I'll be the first to admit it is a "chop job until the final sequence". Sometimes I watch the last hour or so by itself.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I am Rogue One's strongest soldier but I'll be the first to admit it is a "chop job until the final sequence". Sometimes I watch the last hour or so by itself.
What if we made the wallet inspector woke?
DOGE is one of the greatest failures of the Trump administration. The next Democratic administration should pick up that issue and actually work to cut government waste, fraud, and abuse. I’d suggest starting by taking a look at Elon Musk’s government contracts.
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What if we made the wallet inspector woke?
Imagine you go to your regular death sticks plug and he's totally rearranged his life overnight, babbling about the living force or some shit. Like what are the rest of us supposed to do? Go back to buying from Babu Frik?
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Imagine you go to your regular death sticks plug and he's totally rearranged his life overnight, babbling about the living force or some shit. Like what are the rest of us supposed to do? Go back to buying from Babu Frik?
With the loss of Cheney, I genuinely believe there are not enough neocon freaks left to try and sell an invasion of Venezuela to the American people. But the ones that are left are going to give it their best.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
With the loss of Cheney, I genuinely believe there are not enough neocon freaks left to try and sell an invasion of Venezuela to the American people. But the ones that are left are going to give it their best.
I leave the site for 5 minutes and when I come back everybody is talking about *squints* a pervert magician?
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I leave the site for 5 minutes and when I come back everybody is talking about *squints* a pervert magician?
BREAKING: Trump and Mamdani meet in the Oval Office to discuss "that Friday feeling."
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
BREAKING: Trump and Mamdani meet in the Oval Office to discuss "that Friday feeling."
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A new Stargate series? In this economy?
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A new Stargate series? In this economy?
What if we kissed 21.5 million years ago 😳😳
Humans and their ancestors have likely been kissing for a very long time
Kissing May Have Evolved 21.5 Million Years Ago in Ancient Human Ancestor
Humans and their ancestors have likely been kissing for a very long time
www.scientificamerican.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What if we kissed 21.5 million years ago 😳😳
I love cooking spinach. Sometimes I pack it real small and dense and pretend I'm receiving a nutrient cube from a space station dispenser.
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I love cooking spinach. Sometimes I pack it real small and dense and pretend I'm receiving a nutrient cube from a space station dispenser.
In the old days you had to hire a private detective to learn the sordid details of what modern people post online for free
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In the old days you had to hire a private detective to learn the sordid details of what modern people post online for free
In and out. Twenty minute regime change. What's the worst that can happen?
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In and out. Twenty minute regime change. What's the worst that can happen?
Was unwittingly off mute during a meeting with hundreds of participants
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Was unwittingly off mute during a meeting with hundreds of participants
da policy genius
Trump on healthcare: "I've had personal talks with some Democrats about paying large amounts of dollars back to the people. This was my idea ... why don't we just pay this money directly to the people of our country and let them buy their own health insurance?"
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
da policy genius