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A P Clarke
@apclarke.bsky.social
London. I make The Lost Cat Podcast, I make music, I make movies, I post a lot of nerdy shit about these sorts of things.

All typos are to prove I am not AI. thank you.

apclarke.studio
"God is dead, and no one cares
If there is a hell, I'll see you there"
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oooooh yeah today's one of these.
October 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
September 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ghosts are stinky.
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
O no
September 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
There is a reverse 'Berenstaein Bears' effect, where we all agree that something just never existed if it doesn't fit the overarching narrative.

Kubrick was a genius and The Shining is a classic and... hey what the fuck with this stupid little face?
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Nice timeline moment.
September 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Actual St George nonsense happening near me.

Please note the slightly haphazard attempts to erase the red with white spraypaint over the top. Bless.

The fight against racism rages ever on.
September 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I dunno, man, i'm not sure about them capybaras since they started mixing with some bad sorts. Thoughts?
September 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I should try to be more popular, I guess, but
September 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A good mix? Yeah, a good mix, probably.

letterboxd.com/andrewclarke/
September 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
One interesting detail is, 3 years ago, this AI thing had just popped up, and in the spirit of 'wot's all this about then' created images for each song.

They were, clearly, useless as imagery, but their wonkiness was, i thought, expressive. Liminal, haunted, you know: all that.
August 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
August 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Encounters of the Spooky Kind prominently features a little red bed slip.

Both are really very very good indeed.

letterboxd.com/andrewclarke...
August 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Buried in this story that Gibson's Christ sequel is being split in to TWO (TWO!) movies, is that the story is being kept a secret.

This is pretty funny in itself.

But it also opens the possibility that he's gonna fill the four hours of this with absolutely WILD shit.
August 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Unless they mean this guy and then frankly, no, I will not hear you out. Freak.
August 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If you can't handle me at my Waiting For Godot, you can't have me at my Independence Day: Resurgence.

Wait, should that be the other way around?

No, it should not.
July 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
So I was trying to subvert this into 'I know writers who use TEXT...', and then I realised that this is AI writing - the text is meaningless, and it is all about reading into it to try and see the prompt.
July 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just popping in to say we actually got a movie full of dinos with guns, genetically modified dinos and dinos taking over the world.

It was called Super Mario Bros (1993)!

😀🦖😀
July 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
And these all fukkin alt rocked, in one way or another.
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
These albums all fukkin songwritered like crazy.
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?

This is hard, as I am endlessly rediscovering stuff I loved when I was 16 that is just soul-corrodingly, existence-questioningly, awful.

Nevertheless, this albums all fukkin ROCKED
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
July 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM