Apcarnist / Zuroku
apcarnist.bsky.social
Apcarnist / Zuroku
@apcarnist.bsky.social
Husband, avid gamer and TCG player, clouded leopard.
So because my mind so badly is not wanting to work tomorrow, it is trying to focus on testing for Toronto. Weeee. Why have I picked Slowking as my ride or die deck.
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 AM
As a random note, I've been back playing the Pokemon TCG on going on 4 years with hundreds of games and the worst I experienced is someone attempting to cheat me once and being called "the luckiest fucking player" by a former Yu-Gi-Oh! player.

I've only played like, I dunno, 10 Commander games
The worst part is he did it A. after an otherwise lovely Commander game and B. with my wife sitting right next to me! This isn't even the locker room talk bullshit circa 2016, this is owning it with your whole fucking chest.
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
So, even as a Professor, there are days I kind of have to play Pokemom (TCG), but really don't want to. For such days, Pechurant is a best bud.
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So Kalvi is trying to nudge me to go to EUIC in spite of actively listing the cost.

So, um, would anyone want to split a hotel right next to the convention center? May put my mind at ease.
So who do y'all think would be harder to convince to let me go to this: @kalviberry.bsky.social or my job?

(Easy question, certainly my job.)

Good luck to those going, maybe I'll hit NAIC? (Big maybe.)
rk9.gg RK9 Labs @rk9.gg · Dec 8
Open registration for #PlayPokemon #PokemonEUIC begins next week!

Registration will happen in two waves, starting on December 16th at 7pm GMT and December 17th at 9am GMT.

All registration links will be available soon. Be sure your RK9 Player Profile is up to date!

See you at EUIC!
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So who do y'all think would be harder to convince to let me go to this: @kalviberry.bsky.social or my job?

(Easy question, certainly my job.)

Good luck to those going, maybe I'll hit NAIC? (Big maybe.)
rk9.gg RK9 Labs @rk9.gg · Dec 8
Open registration for #PlayPokemon #PokemonEUIC begins next week!

Registration will happen in two waves, starting on December 16th at 7pm GMT and December 17th at 9am GMT.

All registration links will be available soon. Be sure your RK9 Player Profile is up to date!

See you at EUIC!
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December 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
So one of the people I interacted with at a card store tried to give Tucker Carlson "a hand" based on his interview with Ted Cruz and paraphrasing dril, I noted he did not have to give a hand to a white nationalist. He tried to complain about me being a millennial wanting to call everyone a Nazi.
On today's Tucker Carlson show, he makes clear that he believes that the US fought on the wrong side in World War II. In particular he says that the UK was mistaken to declare war on Germany just because it invaded Poland. And he has lots of sympathy for Herr Hitler throughout.
Tucker Puts Piers Morgan’s Views on Free Speech to the Ultimate Test
YouTube video by Tucker Carlson
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November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hey all. Want me to crash out and rant about this same co-worker? Because it only took one sentence from him with regard to me sharing my Vegas result to want to do so.
So I am bored and have an hour to kill so I want to do an edition of Apcarnist Rants here on Bluesky.

So, weekend prior to last, I won a local Cup with the deck below, right? 50 Championship Points for me, yay. Come Monday, I decided to share the image (not the Bluesky post) with my coworkers!
Took a cup win with Slowking box. Tis a bit small town but after messing up my last one taking 2nd, managed to lock in and get blessed by Tymora.

Deck list in alt text, match-ups below. #pokemon #ptcg
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
After a rather long day, let me finally get around to talking about the matches! Let's start with Phase 1, so Rounds 1 through 8.
So, I kind of want to do a mega thread about my Las Vegas Pokemon regional experience but there is a lot to go through. I do need to get some sleep so let me lead off with the two things people are most curious about: my deck and my results before I get into the details.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
At Harry Reid International before my flight boards, so I am going to spend that time actually going over the experience of this regional rather than the match-by-match details.
So, I kind of want to do a mega thread about my Las Vegas Pokemon regional experience but there is a lot to go through. I do need to get some sleep so let me lead off with the two things people are most curious about: my deck and my results before I get into the details.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
So, I kind of want to do a mega thread about my Las Vegas Pokemon regional experience but there is a lot to go through. I do need to get some sleep so let me lead off with the two things people are most curious about: my deck and my results before I get into the details.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
So I failed to do logging of my tournament in real time, basically never getting around to it here and stopping after Round 5 in my notes, but I will attempt to once I've returned to my hotel room.
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
2-0-1 so far!
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A nice to have here in Vegas would be that if they are going to ask us to get here by door opening at 7 so they can get everyone in, have Round 1 pairings early enough as there won't need to be a mass migration because everyone is waiting.
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Highest table number for TCG Masters is 1556, suggesting 3112 matched players. May fortune not drag me anywhere near those depths. Lol
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So, it is 6:16 AM in Las Vegas as I am typing this. For a Pokemon Regional, I feel oddly at peace? Not worried about my performance, whether or not I get to Day 2, even my deck list. It is a bit odd, genuinely.

Will I get to Day 2? Statistically, no. But I feel like I am happy with my decisions.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Okay, Kirby Air Riders demo? It takes a second to get used to things if you haven't played since the '00s but like, once it gets going, it gets going. I even screwed someone over in City Trial by literally destroying their machine with less than a second for time to be called. 10/10
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
So I just got an ad about Kalshi, one of those "prediction markets" (read: betting websites) where it is encouraging people to "trade" on how long the US government will ne shut down.

Fuck right the hell off with that shit ok so many levels. It is distilled corpo evil if I've seen it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Bluesky, I get it, I am a self-identified furry and I have follows that are furry or furry adjacent. Sometimes I ever enjoy some spice in my feed. But is there a way to go no to cub furs when I decide to want over to the Discover feed or am I doomed forever?
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Breaking from my Professor code for a moment: Is this what will finally get the Pokemon TCG scene to move away from that fucking hellhole? Where only clickbait survives and their genuine achievement or usefulness is smoothed by an AI-shaped pillow? Or is the false outreach that important still?
Brace for another wave of x refuges
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@panikarcade.bsky.social Just so you are aware, I have managed to crash the game twice while getting to the E27 deadline. It has been random but also kind of funny because I suspect it is because of how many Agains the game is processing due to multiple Number 2s in a single round. Lol
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Reposted by Apcarnist / Zuroku
NEW VIDEO! FINALLY! Beast Wars Is Shakespeare: The Value of Garbage Media

I truly hope this one was worth the wait, because I've never made something so huge. Massive thanks to Dr. Drew Lichtenberg for sitting down with me for this one. youtu.be/8y_KsFaHRQk?...
Beast Wars Is Shakespeare: The Value of Garbage Media
YouTube video by Lord Ravenscraft
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September 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@lordravenscraft.bsky.social You clearly know your audience, since I just reached a certain joke after watching YGO: Dark Side of Dimensions right before booting up your video.
September 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So, 3-3-2 for Pittsburgh for a perfect 1234th place (based on 3rd party approximations).

Lots of unlucky things with Poison Bolt but yeah. Oh well!
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So, testing against Tera Box as Bolt, the answer is "don't". The match up sucks, hard.
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Random side thought: I probably should make a Pokemon specific account so I can say what I want on main.
September 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM