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ap-cdn.bsky.social
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@ap-cdn.bsky.social
UnTicket contributor emeritus, but otherwise uninteresting person who's not really worth following. Also a self-professed volume tweeter. T-Dot Canadian.
The three folks on the podium should just get to motorboat Beyoncé
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’ll BE WHAT I WANNA DO, NOT ANDREW
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He looks like Timmy from South Park
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Also I got to see the ass end of that car in person last year
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It’s all good, at least we have getting up and going to work in the dark and coming back home in the dark to look forward to for the next four months; I’m sure we will manage
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Infamous tweet
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh ffs I just realized they’re gonna beat this angle to death, aren’t they
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“I’m doing this for your own good, dad! Someday you’ll thank me!”
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“I wish I could play both sides of it like you can!”
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
F1 camera director forgot the most important member of Lance Stroll’s family in that camera shot
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“Bucket Required”
September 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“I am Jiverly Wong, watching the football”
September 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
lol
August 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@waterhauler.bsky.social whelp, here we go.
August 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There’s one from that site with a black cat riding a dinosaur while firing a pistol - got it for a buddy
August 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I echo the sameness. Ryobi rep was there and was so happy he gave me a free shirt and hat.
August 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Tesla drivers having to prove they’re “one of the good ones” like brown people after 9/11
May 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“A sport for scumbags” I mean that’s kind of harsh, just because he’s Australian doesn’t automatically make him a scumbag
May 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Here, you can use this
April 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
April 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Awesome! I don’t follow him on substack and I’ve just been eyeballing the proportions, but I’m definitely long on ragu so that’s good!
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I love Christmas and tend to stretch it out long enough that neighbors might make comments… but, shoutout to this legend that apparently kept his natural tree going until the clocks sprung forward
March 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Umm
March 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Uhh.. Son? Where’d you get these?
January 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM