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UnTicket contributor emeritus, but otherwise uninteresting person who's not really worth following. Also a self-professed volume tweeter. T-Dot Canadian.
Mclaren strategy as the Safety car is being deployed:
“If we call in Oscar and leave out Lando, it’ll hurt our golden boy”
“If we call in Lando and leave out Oscar, Mark Webber will come for our firstborn”
“If we double stack, Lando gets stuck in traffic”
“I know, let’s screw them both!”
“If we call in Oscar and leave out Lando, it’ll hurt our golden boy”
“If we call in Lando and leave out Oscar, Mark Webber will come for our firstborn”
“If we double stack, Lando gets stuck in traffic”
“I know, let’s screw them both!”
two men in orange shirts are standing next to each other with the words bye chat written above them
ALT: two men in orange shirts are standing next to each other with the words bye chat written above them
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November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Mclaren strategy as the Safety car is being deployed:
“If we call in Oscar and leave out Lando, it’ll hurt our golden boy”
“If we call in Lando and leave out Oscar, Mark Webber will come for our firstborn”
“If we double stack, Lando gets stuck in traffic”
“I know, let’s screw them both!”
“If we call in Oscar and leave out Lando, it’ll hurt our golden boy”
“If we call in Lando and leave out Oscar, Mark Webber will come for our firstborn”
“If we double stack, Lando gets stuck in traffic”
“I know, let’s screw them both!”
Rewatching the cowboys/eagles game and with five minutes left in the first half, they were down 21-0 and about to score but Dak threw a pick in the end zone. Crazy that they won that game.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Rewatching the cowboys/eagles game and with five minutes left in the first half, they were down 21-0 and about to score but Dak threw a pick in the end zone. Crazy that they won that game.
I tuned into the F1TV post sprint show to hear former drivers JP Montoya and Jolyon Palmer offer their insights, but instead tennis star Novak Djokovich has been relating what he just saw possibly for the first time back to tennis for the past seven minutes
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I tuned into the F1TV post sprint show to hear former drivers JP Montoya and Jolyon Palmer offer their insights, but instead tennis star Novak Djokovich has been relating what he just saw possibly for the first time back to tennis for the past seven minutes
I’m not gonna count this as a victory until they measure Dak’s plank wear
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m not gonna count this as a victory until they measure Dak’s plank wear
Sorry, why are they running plays with THIRTEEN SECONDS LEFT ON THE PLAY CLOCK
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sorry, why are they running plays with THIRTEEN SECONDS LEFT ON THE PLAY CLOCK
That was incredibly un-Mahomes-like to just stand there and get sacked like that
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
That was incredibly un-Mahomes-like to just stand there and get sacked like that
Do Pittsburgh fans feel like cowboys fans did watching Amari cooper do neat stuff after he was no longer a cowboy?
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Do Pittsburgh fans feel like cowboys fans did watching Amari cooper do neat stuff after he was no longer a cowboy?
“It’s impressive to watch the impressiveness” … somewhere, 3LG is watching this broadcast and crushing his glass of brown drink in his giant Neanderthal hand
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“It’s impressive to watch the impressiveness” … somewhere, 3LG is watching this broadcast and crushing his glass of brown drink in his giant Neanderthal hand
I didn’t know ferg made “jump in the red kettle” money
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I didn’t know ferg made “jump in the red kettle” money
Did anyone else’s brain just say “OJ?” in mush mouth voice when they saw Macduffie draw that flag?
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Did anyone else’s brain just say “OJ?” in mush mouth voice when they saw Macduffie draw that flag?
Also. My bosses are onto me now for double-dipping in both Canadian and American thanksgivings for the past two decades. I could only join at halftime. This is bullsh, I tell you.
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Also. My bosses are onto me now for double-dipping in both Canadian and American thanksgivings for the past two decades. I could only join at halftime. This is bullsh, I tell you.
Did posty just drop an effy?
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Did posty just drop an effy?
One of the funniest people on the skeeters right here
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
One of the funniest people on the skeeters right here
I might just tune in but only if someone can confirm that ped-o’brien isn’t hosting
Haven’t dialed into the little ticket in a couple of years now, but it’s still team fuck Blankenship over here
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I might just tune in but only if someone can confirm that ped-o’brien isn’t hosting
Omfg he took a sack on that??
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Omfg he took a sack on that??
Mid-air somersault, huh?
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mid-air somersault, huh?
Make the whole team out of Pickens
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Make the whole team out of Pickens
One more and we fire guyton into the setting sun
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
One more and we fire guyton into the setting sun
Haven’t dialed into the little ticket in a couple of years now, but it’s still team fuck Blankenship over here
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Haven’t dialed into the little ticket in a couple of years now, but it’s still team fuck Blankenship over here
Sex’in and Six Inches, the new fragrance by Tom Brady
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sex’in and Six Inches, the new fragrance by Tom Brady
Weird how Tom didn’t point out the slightly off-Center spiral tossed to Pickens on that snag he went up for oh wait that’s because he caught it
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Weird how Tom didn’t point out the slightly off-Center spiral tossed to Pickens on that snag he went up for oh wait that’s because he caught it
I can be upset at the defender but I have no idea who Carson even is, so I’ll just be mad at however it was that Micah’s boy Diggs got himself concussed at home
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I can be upset at the defender but I have no idea who Carson even is, so I’ll just be mad at however it was that Micah’s boy Diggs got himself concussed at home
Ahhh, CD picking up exactly where he left off last eagles game
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ahhh, CD picking up exactly where he left off last eagles game