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@ap-cdn.bsky.social
UnTicket contributor emeritus, but otherwise uninteresting person who's not really worth following. Also a self-professed volume tweeter. T-Dot Canadian.
I never got to do the hoop handshake, what the hell!
(That ceremony was so weird and it was my first time being drunk ever)
(That ceremony was so weird and it was my first time being drunk ever)
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I never got to do the hoop handshake, what the hell!
(That ceremony was so weird and it was my first time being drunk ever)
(That ceremony was so weird and it was my first time being drunk ever)
I missed the car running in practice sessions, so all I’ve seen are still shots. And those all remind me of mika hakkinen in the old McLaren West.
February 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I missed the car running in practice sessions, so all I’ve seen are still shots. And those all remind me of mika hakkinen in the old McLaren West.
The @cadillacteamf1.bsky.social team missed a huge opportunity by not using OutKast’s Two Dope Boys (in a Cadillac) at every possible opportunity.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cEXs...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cEXs...
Outkast - Two Dope Boyz (In a Cadillac) (Animated Music Video)
YouTube video by OutkastVEVO
m.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The @cadillacteamf1.bsky.social team missed a huge opportunity by not using OutKast’s Two Dope Boys (in a Cadillac) at every possible opportunity.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cEXs...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cEXs...
Goodness; I’d forgotten the okra patch detail
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Goodness; I’d forgotten the okra patch detail
Probably made the Vikings boat look like a dingy in comparison
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Probably made the Vikings boat look like a dingy in comparison
Somewhere, in an alternate radio universe, there’s a show with Dumbzone Winter Olympics correspondent Sven, Line 4 Guy-cum-Heart Attack Man, and Dan McDowell that pulls pretty decent ratings numbers on a “Cleveland-hot” scale
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Somewhere, in an alternate radio universe, there’s a show with Dumbzone Winter Olympics correspondent Sven, Line 4 Guy-cum-Heart Attack Man, and Dan McDowell that pulls pretty decent ratings numbers on a “Cleveland-hot” scale
A BJ and a pizookie sounds ideal
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
A BJ and a pizookie sounds ideal
I need one of these, but just for places i drive or subway to in the city that I live in
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I need one of these, but just for places i drive or subway to in the city that I live in
The P1 formerly known as “N”?
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The P1 formerly known as “N”?
I was just about to ask what if your knees don’t knee very well…
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I was just about to ask what if your knees don’t knee very well…
There’s no way he’s ever had a passport, right?
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
There’s no way he’s ever had a passport, right?
Oh man, I remember this. Gotta call Atlanta and tell someone to reboot the machine that makes audio markers or some such
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Oh man, I remember this. Gotta call Atlanta and tell someone to reboot the machine that makes audio markers or some such
Blake: “I learned that if you’re trying to come up, you never say no when you’re asked because you might not be asked again”
Also Blake: “eww, Rio?!? I’m not spending 10 hours on a first class fully-employer-paid trip to some country where they don’t speak English! I’m gonna try to get out of this”
Also Blake: “eww, Rio?!? I’m not spending 10 hours on a first class fully-employer-paid trip to some country where they don’t speak English! I’m gonna try to get out of this”
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Blake: “I learned that if you’re trying to come up, you never say no when you’re asked because you might not be asked again”
Also Blake: “eww, Rio?!? I’m not spending 10 hours on a first class fully-employer-paid trip to some country where they don’t speak English! I’m gonna try to get out of this”
Also Blake: “eww, Rio?!? I’m not spending 10 hours on a first class fully-employer-paid trip to some country where they don’t speak English! I’m gonna try to get out of this”
Something I realized about Brits is that when they use the word “proper” to praise something (e.g. “that’s a proper breakfast” or “that’s a proper race car”), it means they hated the absolute fuck out of whatever came before that “proper” thing
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Something I realized about Brits is that when they use the word “proper” to praise something (e.g. “that’s a proper breakfast” or “that’s a proper race car”), it means they hated the absolute fuck out of whatever came before that “proper” thing
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Diet Phil Simms needs to shut the fuck up
"Everybody should just pipe down and just do their sport and play for our country and respect the flag and respect everything that’s going on." - Boomer Esiason on the Olympics
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Diet Phil Simms needs to shut the fuck up
I don’t remember if it was an add-on option that my parents didn’t spring for - but plastic-wrapped couches were a thing in my life until the early 2000’s
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I don’t remember if it was an add-on option that my parents didn’t spring for - but plastic-wrapped couches were a thing in my life until the early 2000’s
Age verification: don’t you dare sit on it; it’s for guests only
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Age verification: don’t you dare sit on it; it’s for guests only
TROOOOOOOOOOOOY!
QUUUINNNNNSAAAAAAAAYH!
RIP miss price.
TOONEEEEEYY ROOOOHMOHHH!!!
QUUUINNNNNSAAAAAAAAYH!
RIP miss price.
TOONEEEEEYY ROOOOHMOHHH!!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
TROOOOOOOOOOOOY!
QUUUINNNNNSAAAAAAAAYH!
RIP miss price.
TOONEEEEEYY ROOOOHMOHHH!!!
QUUUINNNNNSAAAAAAAAYH!
RIP miss price.
TOONEEEEEYY ROOOOHMOHHH!!!
I am just now seeing that Bill Belichik’s girlfriend/V-Steviano was wearing an Orchids of Asia t-shirt last night. Guy needs to have better control of his kids.
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I am just now seeing that Bill Belichik’s girlfriend/V-Steviano was wearing an Orchids of Asia t-shirt last night. Guy needs to have better control of his kids.
Oh NOW he’s worried about the children?
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Oh NOW he’s worried about the children?