The world is in chaos and the only thing I wanna do is sleep all day

me listening to music: 🙂
me listening to music that has a saxophone in it: 😀

dinosaurs are so cool

I wonder how eating a human would affect your pregnancy

Dude awesome

it’s Christmas Eve morning and apparently Bluesky is in a fightin’ mood today.

please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light

It's hard to book a party for My son's birthday because it happens to fall on Christmas.

the nightmare before christmas is chronic diarrhea

My mom keeps telling me to watch some Christian movie bc she thinks it'll fix me. God can't fix what's wrong with me

It’s not enough
A few solid titties left but it’s not enough

Or whatever Kendrick said

Recently took a peek at Twitter and the disinformation is getting substantially more dangerous. Someone could get killed.

The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary.

Am I the only one that doesn't feel the christmas spirit? Like it feels like a normal day for me ( ・∇・)

where is the equivalent of Stan Twitter on Bluesky? I need the dramatic flare back on my feed 🙂‍↕️

Ricarda!

trying to explain floptok/floptropica lore to my family members without sounding insane