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What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.
*Me laying down clutching my ribs after coughing wrong in a binder*
"I used to run marathons, you know."
*blows nose in privatized healthcare*
"I used to run marathons, you know."
*blows nose in privatized healthcare*
January 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*Me laying down clutching my ribs after coughing wrong in a binder*
"I used to run marathons, you know."
*blows nose in privatized healthcare*
"I used to run marathons, you know."
*blows nose in privatized healthcare*
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Happy Solstice to all those who believe the Earth has an axis.
December 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Happy Solstice to all those who believe the Earth has an axis.
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Can't believe everyone's getting into Luigi Mangione now of all times. Mate I played it twenty years ago. I'm on Luigi Mangione 3 now catch up
December 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Can't believe everyone's getting into Luigi Mangione now of all times. Mate I played it twenty years ago. I'm on Luigi Mangione 3 now catch up
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Anybody with me?
December 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Anybody with me?
There are two wolves inside of you. One has lower back pain. The other has a 10 hour shift.
December 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
There are two wolves inside of you. One has lower back pain. The other has a 10 hour shift.
Me: Here's your pizza sir.
*slams cardboard box filled with liquid butter substitute on the counter*
Him: This isn't what I ordered.
Me: Trust me, it's close enough.
*slams cardboard box filled with liquid butter substitute on the counter*
Him: This isn't what I ordered.
Me: Trust me, it's close enough.
December 19, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Me: Here's your pizza sir.
*slams cardboard box filled with liquid butter substitute on the counter*
Him: This isn't what I ordered.
Me: Trust me, it's close enough.
*slams cardboard box filled with liquid butter substitute on the counter*
Him: This isn't what I ordered.
Me: Trust me, it's close enough.
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There’s no such thing as “too many books”—only not enough shelves, not enough time, and not enough space for the dream library with a sliding ladder. But let’s be honest… we’ll keep buying books anyway.
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 AM
There’s no such thing as “too many books”—only not enough shelves, not enough time, and not enough space for the dream library with a sliding ladder. But let’s be honest… we’ll keep buying books anyway.
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The reason I know I'm not a good cook is because I consistently put my vape away like it belongs in the spice cabinet.
December 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
The reason I know I'm not a good cook is because I consistently put my vape away like it belongs in the spice cabinet.
Never thought I would have to explain to my cat that stealing mail is a federal crime.
December 17, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Never thought I would have to explain to my cat that stealing mail is a federal crime.
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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, February 18,1964
December 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, February 18,1964
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Having a hard time reading the last few pages of this book about the end of the world
For some reason
For some reason
December 17, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Having a hard time reading the last few pages of this book about the end of the world
For some reason
For some reason
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
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Can we make the next 4 years a speed run?
December 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Can we make the next 4 years a speed run?
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You don’t have “too many books.” You have a perfectly curated library.
December 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
You don’t have “too many books.” You have a perfectly curated library.
Nobody is more proud than a cat who believes they've stealthily absconded with a piece of plastic.
December 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Nobody is more proud than a cat who believes they've stealthily absconded with a piece of plastic.
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a fun byproduct of being an audiobook person is sometimes the book is so good it tricks me into doing chores so i can keep listening
December 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
a fun byproduct of being an audiobook person is sometimes the book is so good it tricks me into doing chores so i can keep listening
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Explain this, humankind
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Explain this, humankind
On a scale of 1 to linguistics, how aspirated would you say your consonants are when pronouncing Kia Sportage? #welcometonightvale
December 15, 2024 at 6:19 PM
On a scale of 1 to linguistics, how aspirated would you say your consonants are when pronouncing Kia Sportage? #welcometonightvale
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New Headcanon: Freud was gay. Repressing his homosexuality with heterosexual repression. A repreception, if you will. I am not taking questions at this time.
December 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
New Headcanon: Freud was gay. Repressing his homosexuality with heterosexual repression. A repreception, if you will. I am not taking questions at this time.