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“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
February 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
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The felons first week in office & Project 2025......
January 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The felons first week in office & Project 2025......
My husband: where’s my new hoodie?
Me: I think it’s on the chair by the bed.
Me at my confirmation hearing: I have commanded several successful reconnaissance missions. Because of this, I am fully qualified for the secretary of defense role.
Me: I think it’s on the chair by the bed.
Me at my confirmation hearing: I have commanded several successful reconnaissance missions. Because of this, I am fully qualified for the secretary of defense role.
January 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My husband: where’s my new hoodie?
Me: I think it’s on the chair by the bed.
Me at my confirmation hearing: I have commanded several successful reconnaissance missions. Because of this, I am fully qualified for the secretary of defense role.
Me: I think it’s on the chair by the bed.
Me at my confirmation hearing: I have commanded several successful reconnaissance missions. Because of this, I am fully qualified for the secretary of defense role.
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I can’t love this more.
January 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I can’t love this more.
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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January 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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President Carter defined what it means to be a servant leader. He fought for our democracy, our climate, humanity, and civil rights around the world. We can find peace today knowing that he is reunited with the love his life, Rosalynn.
December 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
President Carter defined what it means to be a servant leader. He fought for our democracy, our climate, humanity, and civil rights around the world. We can find peace today knowing that he is reunited with the love his life, Rosalynn.
So the key can’t open a thousand locks after all 🤔
Men have it worse because the penis wears down and breaks over time? What?
December 28, 2024 at 1:29 AM
So the key can’t open a thousand locks after all 🤔
Guys, is the awesome suit guy on here or just twitter??
December 24, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Guys, is the awesome suit guy on here or just twitter??
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Anybody with me?
December 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Anybody with me?