Anthony
@antx.bsky.social
Veggie, based, dogs, 🏳️🌈, rigatoni mad max, gentlemanly adventures
The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…
Imagine being sponsored by Parmesan cheese
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Imagine being sponsored by Parmesan cheese
Apologies to anyone that had to work out around my 6pm hangover
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Apologies to anyone that had to work out around my 6pm hangover
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"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
Forgot to take my Halloween beard off now it’s stuck like this forever
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Forgot to take my Halloween beard off now it’s stuck like this forever
Happy birthday to this monster
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Happy birthday to this monster
Reposted by Anthony
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
Reaction vid to pretending these are poppers would temporarily fix me
*walks into Walmart looking for spray paint*
*wanders into sporting goods*
*glances over at a shelf*
*stops and stares only to confirm that I’m seeing what I’m seeing*
*Opens mouth but no words can form*
*wanders into sporting goods*
*glances over at a shelf*
*stops and stares only to confirm that I’m seeing what I’m seeing*
*Opens mouth but no words can form*
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reaction vid to pretending these are poppers would temporarily fix me
My barber said I looked like a muppet I asked which one and he said “the drummer”
October 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My barber said I looked like a muppet I asked which one and he said “the drummer”
85° in October isn’t fair to my people (we who run hot)
October 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
85° in October isn’t fair to my people (we who run hot)
It’s wild you can just grow a pumpkin and no one can stop you
October 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s wild you can just grow a pumpkin and no one can stop you
If I get raptured after working all day I’m going to be so pissed
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I get raptured after working all day I’m going to be so pissed
My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
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September 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Sorry but Im fucking sick of this one sided empathy; wheres the empathy for every marginalized person harmed by Kirk and his influence? He spent his life helping ruin lives. You wanna talk about empathy, ask yourself about every person he negatively effected.
September 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sorry but Im fucking sick of this one sided empathy; wheres the empathy for every marginalized person harmed by Kirk and his influence? He spent his life helping ruin lives. You wanna talk about empathy, ask yourself about every person he negatively effected.
Singing we didn’t start the fire at karaoke and changing the words to the periodic table
August 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Singing we didn’t start the fire at karaoke and changing the words to the periodic table
My new pre workout that tastes like the inside of my dogs ear AMA
August 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My new pre workout that tastes like the inside of my dogs ear AMA
Why I find it hard to leave New York
August 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Why I find it hard to leave New York
NYC here, happy to explain Hakeem Jeffries bullshit
His district, NY-8 is mostly made up of 3 republicans standing on each others shoulders wearing a democrat trench coat going 1 ticket to the primary please
Zohran broke through & HJ can’t have uppity poors interfere with an easy win in 2026 -thx!
His district, NY-8 is mostly made up of 3 republicans standing on each others shoulders wearing a democrat trench coat going 1 ticket to the primary please
Zohran broke through & HJ can’t have uppity poors interfere with an easy win in 2026 -thx!
August 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
NYC here, happy to explain Hakeem Jeffries bullshit
His district, NY-8 is mostly made up of 3 republicans standing on each others shoulders wearing a democrat trench coat going 1 ticket to the primary please
Zohran broke through & HJ can’t have uppity poors interfere with an easy win in 2026 -thx!
His district, NY-8 is mostly made up of 3 republicans standing on each others shoulders wearing a democrat trench coat going 1 ticket to the primary please
Zohran broke through & HJ can’t have uppity poors interfere with an easy win in 2026 -thx!
Autocorrect changed bah humbug to nah humbug now I can’t stop saying it
August 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Autocorrect changed bah humbug to nah humbug now I can’t stop saying it
I would marry an ice cream sandwich
July 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I would marry an ice cream sandwich