Antoine de Montalant
@antoine-dem.bsky.social
Dad, writer, once and future teacher, tour guide, cook, music lover. Trying to keep it together during this ongoing apocalypse.
Remember that every time the executive ordure claims a win, that usually means he lost. Take that to bed for comfort.
February 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Remember that every time the executive ordure claims a win, that usually means he lost. Take that to bed for comfort.
Haruki Murakami being PZ4 and Italo Calvino being PZ3 (or the reverse: can’t remember right now) is why I hate the Library of Congress classification system.
January 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Haruki Murakami being PZ4 and Italo Calvino being PZ3 (or the reverse: can’t remember right now) is why I hate the Library of Congress classification system.
An anarcho-vegan killing spree was not on my Bingo card for this week. But here we are.
January 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
An anarcho-vegan killing spree was not on my Bingo card for this week. But here we are.
That really isn’t soon enough to do us any good.
January 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That really isn’t soon enough to do us any good.
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I just want to state, for the record, that I think we have two worse transformers in our house. They both transform into different-shaped boulders. And they aren’t even convincing-looking boulders.
They must be knockoffs. But still, someone thought “this is an angle that hasn’t been explored yet.”
They must be knockoffs. But still, someone thought “this is an angle that hasn’t been explored yet.”
January 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just want to state, for the record, that I think we have two worse transformers in our house. They both transform into different-shaped boulders. And they aren’t even convincing-looking boulders.
They must be knockoffs. But still, someone thought “this is an angle that hasn’t been explored yet.”
They must be knockoffs. But still, someone thought “this is an angle that hasn’t been explored yet.”
These are not “executive orders” in any legal or historical sense. These are presidential decrees. He is attempting to rule by decree, like a petty tyrant.
January 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
These are not “executive orders” in any legal or historical sense. These are presidential decrees. He is attempting to rule by decree, like a petty tyrant.
A cartoon to sum up the moment.
January 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A cartoon to sum up the moment.
A little light earthquake action here in New England to spice up a Monday morning.
January 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A little light earthquake action here in New England to spice up a Monday morning.
What a shitty Catholic. And that’s NOT a critique of Catholicism.
January 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What a shitty Catholic. And that’s NOT a critique of Catholicism.
I mean, for me, that day is almost a decade ago. But I still think it’s true.
January 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I mean, for me, that day is almost a decade ago. But I still think it’s true.
I love this so much.
The artist, David Cohen is an Asheville-based artist/musician and resident of over forty years. His cartoon work spans various subjects ranging from local issues based in Asheville to more national political events and even to one-off, word-play-oriented jokes. ❤️ Give credit to artists when you can.
January 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I love this so much.
I feel liberated just reading this. Get off the roller coaster/merry go round/hamster wheel today!
"I go to sleep every night knowing I am making way more of a difference in the world than I ever would have as a human rights lawyer."
I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram
Growing up, my parents always told me one thing: stop peeing in the sink. They also told me to follow my dreams. Last year, I was a miserable law s...
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January 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I feel liberated just reading this. Get off the roller coaster/merry go round/hamster wheel today!
I feel like the insult-to-injury aspect of having cheetoh-Mussolini back in power is that every single article about anything his administration does is accompanied by a photograph of his smug vapid mug. Not that this wasn’t an issue before, but ugh.
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I feel like the insult-to-injury aspect of having cheetoh-Mussolini back in power is that every single article about anything his administration does is accompanied by a photograph of his smug vapid mug. Not that this wasn’t an issue before, but ugh.
I have never, ever, been prouder to be an Episcopalian.
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have never, ever, been prouder to be an Episcopalian.
Apparently Brother James (and/or any legatees of same) is NOT sleeping. Consider your morning bells rung, ding dongs.
"Be advised we are prepared to take all actions necessary to protect the sanctity of our patriarch’s name and likeness. If you are unable to remove the song from your school and your students’ heads, we will have no choice but to sue you to oblivion."
As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
Dear Sir or Madam: It has come to the attention of our firm that your preschool is in violation of dozens of federal registration laws surrounding ...
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January 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Apparently Brother James (and/or any legatees of same) is NOT sleeping. Consider your morning bells rung, ding dongs.
Yes, the world is ending. But I would sell my soul to never be itchy again.
January 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yes, the world is ending. But I would sell my soul to never be itchy again.
It’s Not You, It’s Me and My Science-Based, Life-Optimizing Podcasts www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
I feel like I know this person. Maybe several of them.
I feel like I know this person. Maybe several of them.
It’s Not You, It’s Me and My Science-Based, Life-Optimizing Podcasts
Let’s be honest; we’ve been growing apart for a while now. I first noticed it three months ago, right around the time I started listening to five h...
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January 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s Not You, It’s Me and My Science-Based, Life-Optimizing Podcasts www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
I feel like I know this person. Maybe several of them.
I feel like I know this person. Maybe several of them.
Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sig...
I am in this picture and I don’t like it. (But secretly I love it)
I am in this picture and I don’t like it. (But secretly I love it)
Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
1. You own music in so many formats that your collection could be housed in an audio museum.
2. Back in your day, people feared measles more than t...
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January 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sig...
I am in this picture and I don’t like it. (But secretly I love it)
I am in this picture and I don’t like it. (But secretly I love it)
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Nice to be reminded by Michelle Obama, that just because something’s on, doesn’t mean you have to watch it.
January 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nice to be reminded by Michelle Obama, that just because something’s on, doesn’t mean you have to watch it.
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This tickled me when I ran into it in Downtown Crossing on Saturday.
This tickled me when I ran into it in Downtown Crossing on Saturday.
Did the city leave a parking ticket on an art installation in downtown Boston? Not exactly. - The Boston Globe
The car, satellite, and parking ticket make up an art display entitled “Alouette,” one of several public art installations around the downtown area that are part of this year’s “WINTERACTIVE” exhibiti...
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January 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This tickled me when I ran into it in Downtown Crossing on Saturday.
This tickled me when I ran into it in Downtown Crossing on Saturday.
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